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Pandemic Special

When a chick smokes a joint, smokes your pole, and swallows
I really love this new chick I’m dating! She’s a bit of a pothead but she gives me a pandemic special like 5 times a week!
by rock17 September 30, 2020
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Pandemic Special

When a chick smokes a joint, smokes your pole, and swallows
This new girl I’m seeing may be a pothead but damn is she great! I get a pandemic special almost every day!
by rock17 September 30, 2020
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pandemic love

The infatuation you feel for a person when you feeling lonely during the 2020 pandemic. When you would regularly not be feeling anything for.
Me: damn that girl fine af...
Bro: you talking bout the girl from high school that was iffy? Damn that pandemic love got you bro...
by Davemarrow December 1, 2020
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Pandemic Fine

You and your loved ones are fed, housed and healthy, but there's still a raging pandemic so you feel tired and like trash.
by misslujo February 17, 2021
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pandemic fine

a state of being in which you are employed and healthy during a pandemic but you're also tired and depressed and feel like trash all the time
by Mmimimi February 1, 2021
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Pandemic Forty

The number of pounds most people gained during the one year pandemic when everybody worked form home, eating more often and snacking all the time, and didn't get to go out and exercise enough.
Jay: Yo bro, what happened to you? Weren't you supposed to lose like 50 pounds instead?
Steve: I got Pandemic Forty. Gyms are closed. I couldn't run without a mask. All day at home drinking and eating. What do you expect?
Brian: Fat man's excuse. I was also in this shit. I didn't gain an iota during the pandemic.

Steve: Dude, your skinny ass never gets fat. It's not your discipline. It's the lucky genes talking.
Jay: Nope, I agree with Steve, it's the Pandemic. I am also on my way to get the Forty.
by Mongolian Gone Wild April 2, 2021
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pandemicky

Pandemicky

Used to describe when a, or the current pandemic becomes worse (more cases, more easily spread, more fatalities) than it already is.

When a person or thing has the quality of being specifically due to a, or the pandemic.

I was watching the news and the pandemic is worse than it ever has been. A pandemic is a universally deadly occurrence. How do you describe a situation that is worse than something that is by definition already universally horrid: Pandemicky.

Also, you see very uneven hair cuts, beards from hell, threadbare Lululemon yoga pants with mismatched hoodies that look like they've been borrowed from a 14 year old, a ridiculous amount of hand sanitizer bottles on every surface, cupboards filled with bread flour and multiple jars of homemade sourdough starter, cloth masks hanging from every doorknob or hook-like thing in your house or car. These things look and feel "pandemicky".
"The pandemic is especially pandemicky today"

"That outfit is super pandemicky"
by GrumpySandy April 9, 2021
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