pilot material

A reaction to be called wifey material and anti sex minded. While this individual may indicate signs of a caring nature towards herself and family: cooking,etc. don’t mistake it for wifey material.

You’re such wifey material but I don’t want to marry or discontinue pulling out my sperm from your body.

Oh that’s because I’m pilot material.

by notjuggs_justAj January 12, 2021

pilot error

A pilot error is a pregnant flight attendant

Why is Susan off work?

Jessica: She’s off work due to pilot error.

by Gert Barr April 5, 2021

Pilot Light

A situation where a business lacks management and direction and slowly descends into a shit show.

This business is currently pilot lighting. Imagine how shit all the staff would feel

by Revs May 13, 2021

Pilot Excuses

Excuses a pilot makes to get his/her way.

"We have the fuel truck hooked up at the end of the runway with the passengers on board. I know you guys are busy, but can we get a fuel load and add a dog?"

"I'm getting really sick of your pilot excuses."

by SirMcLongFinger November 23, 2021

pilot B

Best Backup , best person

My pilot B is my backup

by Shongi March 21, 2022

Pilot B

Best backup plan

Your my pilot B for when things go wrong.

by Shongi March 21, 2022

Pilot Powder

Pilot Powder:

Noun: Unrefined cocaine, used to indicate a high so fucking strong that you literally fly. Literally.
Verb: To operate a crop-duster in a humanitarian relief capacity.

Note: Aviation should not be considered viable if you are a frequent drug user.

I absolutely fucking love pilot powder. I consider myself somewhat charitable.

by Veggie Dog Man June 5, 2023