Nigger Jet Pilot

1.) Reply to statement of unlikely truthfulness, said with sarcasm .

2.) A pilot of a jet propelled aerial vehicle who is of African ancestry

1.) guy 1: "Hey I made it in the NFL"

guy 2: " Sure, and I'm a Nigger Jet pilot"

2.) Guy on an Air plane: "Dude check it out, we have a nigger jet pilot"

by Tormentor 123414 January 24, 2011

piloerection

1. The involuntary erection of hairs. Could be in response to cold, shock, or other conditions.

2. Hiding your boner under a pillow.

1. The gentle breeze gave my arm a slight piloerection.

2. Blossom received quite a shock when she accidentally discovered my piloerection.

by Renshaw Shearer September 5, 2007

Pilot Goggles

When a girl is going down on her man & licks the area underneath his balls, his balls end up covering her eyes, and from his point of view, it looks like she has pilot goggles on.

"Darling, those were some lovely pilot goggles you were sporting last night...thanks for the blow job."

by Lynn Smith December 19, 2006

pilfridge

To steal food or a beverage from a shared office refrigerator.

Richard and Rita had worked well together, until Rita pilfridged Richard's yogurt; now he won't talk to her.

by Megareds January 5, 2008

internet test pilot

Person who surfs to questionable or known pornographic sites from his work computer. He is very useful to his co-workers that are too scared to "hit that link". This person is either unaware of company tracking software or counts on the highly proven theory that "they can't catch us all!"

Lenny is our internet test pilot

by Lancelot link February 6, 2007

mississippi fighter pilots

the act of 2 men and 2 women running around the room making plane noises, you jump in the air with a full on rager. first one to blow their load (shoot down the enemy pilot) wins!!!

Went on a double date last night, ended with some mississippi fighter pilots.

by StephenVanderkolk August 29, 2011

Mattress Test Pilot

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005