Picks up the Double

An unintelligent way man or woman tries to pick up a potential mate with a one hundred percent failure rate. Only works if the person is beyond idiotic or has extreme low self esteem issues, i.e sluts or douche bags.

Examples of Pick-Up Lines:

Example 1:

A creepy man in a bar: *Walks up to intelligent, classy woman* "Are you Latina?"

Classy Lady: " Yes, I'm part Mexican." "Why do you ask?"

Creepy Man: "I have always loved Mexican women."

Classy Lady: *Rolls eyes* "And your point is?" "I have had this line used on me before and let's just say it's quit lame and pathetic." "This is why YOU are single."

Creepy Man: *Mumbles expletives because he got shot down, son!*

Example 2:

Trashy Club Slut: *Staggers up drunkenly to an intelligent "Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms?"

Intellectual Man: *Looks at her oddly* "No......."

Trashy Club Slut: "Because you look magically delicious." *wink,wink as she stumbles some more.*

Intellectual Man: "I think you need to sober up, and no thank you."

Trashy Club Slut: *Mumbles and gets pissed because she got rejected, son!*

by MiVidaCocina July 14, 2014

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Picking Up The Phone

Referring to when an ex-boyfriend, ex-girlfriend, or someone crazy person that you know calls, and you really shouldn't answer, but you do.

It means, making a big mistake.

'Tommy really picked up the phone last night when he dropped the ball during the big game'

'Man, that ugly girl in class said hi to me, and I really picked up the phone. Now she wont leave me alone'

'Stop picking up the phone, and move on!'

by have a heart August 26, 2008

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pick up line

A short phrase designed to coerce someone of the opposite sex into having intercourse.

Hey, wanna fuck while your Dad's gone?

by A College Student January 03, 2005

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