Phonad

Phonad - a person who makes silly phonecalls and won't get off the line. Often confused with a dork. Most telemarketers are Phonads.

I was going to call you, but this stupid Phonad called and wouldn't get off the line

by Zorin May 26, 2010

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photard

A person who's head is cropped significantly smaller or larger than the rest of the people surrounding them in a yearbook or composite photo.

Homey: "Dude, look at Adrian's head in this composite photo. That thing looks like the goddamn Goodyear Blimp."

Buddy: "Yeah, he's a total photard. I think the cameraman got the framing wrong during photo day, but there are also rumors that he inhaled several massive hits of helium just before that shot was taken."

by bhbronson October 3, 2010

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Phorage

When you have rage over people touching/getting near your phone.

I tried to look at his phone, but that set off his phorage and he beat me to a pulp.

by TheBodaciousD October 15, 2010

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phonalingus

having sex over the phone with a woman by explaining what you're fantasizing doing to her - like cybersex but on the phone

Moody: Shit, I can get this done in one day. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, then home for some cybersex with the soulmate.
Runkel: That's not a bad idea.
Moody: Are you kidding, it's a terrible idea! The lighting is subpar; it's very difficult to properly showcase one's dangling majesty. But it sure beats phonalingus.

by Lost Angelino January 25, 2011

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phocapitate

To photo-decapitate. To take a picture that cuts off a person's head from being visible in the picture. Generally unintentional.

Catherine, you totally phocapitated us in this picture!!

I don't know whether to tag Heather or Nancy, because the person was phocapitated due to poor camera skills.

by papanoel001 May 15, 2011

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