by Fordy August 21, 2006
Get the Persian Rugs mug.Missionary position sex on the floor, normally a rug, where the partners migrate a great distance during copulation.
If the carpet isn't nice, or the sex is just done wrong, this can be rough on the knees and back!
If the carpet isn't nice, or the sex is just done wrong, this can be rough on the knees and back!
Petrovitch: Hey, have you heard anything about the date with Candy from our buddy, Assad?
Sonia : I guess it went well... well, kind of, they did a Persian Missionary house tour, so not sure it they are going to go out again. He said, they started missionary on the living room floor and ended up in the dining room after going through the family room and down a connecting hallway, past the kitchen... there may or may not have been a stair case too, just missionary the whole way!
Petrovitch: Wow, bet that hurt! When is he going to learn that missionary is just jerking off on all fours?!
Sonia : Yeah, right, I wouldn’t call him again; he cut his knees up so bad and hasn't been able to walk right all week!
Petrovitch: Well, to be positive, it's better, for the floors, than a dust mop! Can't wait to see infomercials for Persian Missionary mops on late night!
Sonia : I guess it went well... well, kind of, they did a Persian Missionary house tour, so not sure it they are going to go out again. He said, they started missionary on the living room floor and ended up in the dining room after going through the family room and down a connecting hallway, past the kitchen... there may or may not have been a stair case too, just missionary the whole way!
Petrovitch: Wow, bet that hurt! When is he going to learn that missionary is just jerking off on all fours?!
Sonia : Yeah, right, I wouldn’t call him again; he cut his knees up so bad and hasn't been able to walk right all week!
Petrovitch: Well, to be positive, it's better, for the floors, than a dust mop! Can't wait to see infomercials for Persian Missionary mops on late night!
by Sputnik.beep.beep May 10, 2011
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my names moosa im an iranian last night i ate kabob tadig choresht and gondi oh yee i forgot the polo sabsi and the dolme
by gilad June 10, 2004
Get the persian mug.The name of the Persian Mafia.
Originated by Persians (Iranians/Iranian-Americans) in suburban Los Angeles in the '90s. A very popular group.
Originated by Persians (Iranians/Iranian-Americans) in suburban Los Angeles in the '90s. A very popular group.
The symbol of Persian pride is P.P. or PP.
And if you want to make it by hand, you simply make two P's with both hands, and stick them down, and one P is going to be backwards.
And if you want to make it by hand, you simply make two P's with both hands, and stick them down, and one P is going to be backwards.
by aguynamedandy September 28, 2005
Get the Persian Pride mug.Take a shower, cram a bar of soap into your ass,
then rinse it out by shoving your ass onto the shower head.
then shit out the soap bar.
it'll be so clean that when your best bro shoves his dick into your ass his dick gonna get cleaned.
then rinse it out by shoving your ass onto the shower head.
then shit out the soap bar.
it'll be so clean that when your best bro shoves his dick into your ass his dick gonna get cleaned.
by Archduke of Douchebags January 11, 2019
Get the Persian Style mug.Someone who’s laughs and looks like a weirdo but is a bad bitch
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Could also be used when something is bad ass or just really funny
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Could also be used when something is bad ass or just really funny
by This.dude June 2, 2019
Get the Perriona mug.This is the drug that killed River Phoenix. He took it in the bathroom of Johnny Depp's night club, The Viper Room
by Sam May 13, 2005
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