Darius Perkins

Pooh...lazy ass, but hella funny

Whats up pooh?

by kandycoated November 14, 2003

pulling a persits

to steal someones order at a restaurant.

I was about to get the dope sandwich at the diner until my friend began pulling a persits and ordered it first. What a fuckin rat.

by vrttt45632 August 7, 2007

perkins

Pronounced (Purk-in's)

A light snack or something similar, usually used within and around marijuana smokes, where hunger begins to build, but it isn't yet munchies.

"I'm well up for some perkins"

or

"This chocalate bar is the perfect perkins!"

by Twigz December 17, 2005

peritonitis

A fatal complication of having receptive anal sex with stallion

see also : Enumclaw horse sex case

Kenneth Pinyan died from acute peritonitis after being fucked by the horse in Enumclaw

by dildo777 April 6, 2023

Pervitism

Acts of being a pervert or perverted.

Johnny knew he had to commit pervitisms when he saw Tara in that short skirt.

by JX13 April 4, 2005

Haleigh Perkins Disease

Is where you suddenly change your life because you met a girl. She may like you better if you do this rather than that so you change your ways to impress her..

Taylor Stanford has stopped playing Xbox 360 with JeRzEE because of the Haleigh Perkins Disease.

by JeRzEEb0i September 19, 2010

perkinator

one who partakes in the act of eyeing potential sexual prospects without discression.

Damn, Chris is such a perkinator. I was walking by and he couldn't keep his eyes off me. He wasn't even trying to hide it.

by Josephverrochi Majorjean November 9, 2010