Perching

When you perch up on a boat and your boy grabs your shaft

Last Monday I was caught off guard just perching on a boat and then my friend came up uninvited and grabbed my shaft really hard

by Mike Haytch April 10, 2021

Percussionairey

slapped together, a band-aid that won't hold, weird, highly suspect

Bob: I don't know what happened to this toy car, the wheel fell off of it. I think it was held together with a toothpick and some hot glue.

Jim: I don't know, Bob. that sounds very Percussionairey.

by Aloha Beaches April 15, 2021

Perching

A sexual position where a man stands during intercourse and holds a woman up with just his penis, wherein the woman resembles a bird perching on a branch.

During sex, he held her up with just his large penis as if she were a bird perching on a tree’s branch.

by The Carlos Danger July 15, 2021

Percussionista

A percussionista is slang for a female Native American who played percussion instruments near the territory of the Ajapeua and Onondaga. This term is fairly offensive and can be used to discriminate and harass others.

1 - hey did you see that percussionista with the fat ass.
2 - dude just cuz she’s got the bongos, doesn’t mean you can use that term, it’s very offensive I am no longer friends with you
1 - ayo mills buddy what the hell was that

by Cool person 69420 January 4, 2022

Percussion

Percussion musical instruments played by striking with the hand or with a handheld or pedal-operated stick or beater, or by shaking, including drums, cymbals, xylophones, gongs, bells, and rattles.

"Do you play the percussion." "Yes, I do"

by PinkBeanBoiiiiiii June 3, 2022

percussion section

The part of the band that nobody cares about but has the HOTTEST girls in it (even hotter than the flute girls)

Also you get to bang on drums. Don't ever ask anybody to willingly play the xylophone. They won't

God, Roy! Look at those HOT girls next to those guys in the percussion section!

by SLAAAAAAYER April 24, 2023

Percussion Rinse

When you're beating your dude off and he Jizzes in your Hair

Got a mean percussion rinse last night when Trey got it in my hair!

by StarCloud203 August 2, 2024