by lmao.imfunny October 31, 2023
Get the jaxon pattersonmug. This is a person who is very loyal with his tight group of friend and likes to start building projects with his friends and is very skinny, he is a little extra terrestrial and eager to eat into cycling and has great catch frames like YAAAAAAAAAH AND YEH MAN
by BOOOOOOOOOY January 14, 2019
Get the ned pattersonmug. Studies show that men named Eamon Patterson have the biggest penis you will ever see. Like seriously. He suffers from a syndrome called Horse Cock where his cock lays on the floor from the sheer size
by Icallherchandelier October 13, 2023
Get the Eamon Pattersonmug. by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025
Get the Joseph Medill Patterson Masturbates In front On School Outsidemug. when someone from the suburbs of northern jersey goes to patterson nj and screams n***ger at the residents whilst trying to escape the angry black men
by Duckiedo January 21, 2024
Get the Patterson Challengemug. Noah Pattersons are usually very dirty and disgusting. They often growl unexpectedly, and like to burp a lot. They look like tall hobbits and like to shove their fingers up their arseholes
by Angelina Bhatti November 24, 2021
Get the Noah Pattersonmug. Brooke is a cute, smart person who you can trust. She will never forgive you if you promised her chocolate and then didn’t give her some. She is usually tall and has wavy hair. She finds literally everything funny and is a great friend.
Charlie: Hey look over there!
Dylan: Ik that’s Brooke Patterson-Kerr she’s top of thy e year and soo cute
Charlie: *dumps girlfriend and goes to ask Brooke out*
Charlie: Hi, I’m Charlie. Your amazing, will you date me?
Brooke: omg! *starts making out with him*
Dylan: Ik that’s Brooke Patterson-Kerr she’s top of thy e year and soo cute
Charlie: *dumps girlfriend and goes to ask Brooke out*
Charlie: Hi, I’m Charlie. Your amazing, will you date me?
Brooke: omg! *starts making out with him*
by Randomgal2008 February 4, 2020
Get the Brooke Patterson-Kerrmug.