the parascope

n. a penis trick, while in a hot tub descretely remove your penis from your swimwear, then slowly raise your body until the tip of the penis has breached the surface to the surprise of the other hot tub residence.

Dude you are so gay! i can't believe you just did the parascope without warning me first.

Oh my god, we were in the hot tub with my parents and my boyfriend actually did the parascope!

by MB DUB February 22, 2006

Paras

NAME OF THE HOTTEST AND MOST SWEETEST GUY

Paras is mad sexy and has a big horse.

by renounce June 28, 2010

Parasites

Redneck word for binoculars.

That dea man was spying on my meth lab with parasites.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

parasitism

A symbiotic relationship in which one species, the parasite, benefits at the expense of the other, the host.

Tapeworms live in the intestines of cats, where they absorb nutrients from the food cats eat.

by Diana Stephens February 14, 2005

Parasite

The view while hanging under a parachute canopy

Bob's parasite gave him a great view of the action

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Patastic

As fantastic as a dj wearing a hawiian shirt at trader joes, who kicks it cold cut style like a deli sandwich.

"My god! You were patastic last night, i came 17 times! I think i'm in love."

by Megatron5.5 December 1, 2006

Patrisia

Goddess of the multiverse.

Ever-so-insignificant Adi: Your divine Majesty, may I speak with you?
Omnipotent Patrisia: No, you worthless shit. Now, you shall perish forever!
Even-more-insignificant-now Adi: Please, your Supremacy, have mercy!
Omnipotent Patrisia: Never, you whore! Die!

by KillerOfAll April 2, 2017