Huffman Pastor

Its like a normal Pastor but they touch little boys.

Dave isn't just a regular Pastor, he's a Huffman Pastor. That's why I don't bring my kid to church.

by FriskyxDingoxx September 18, 2022

Pastor

Religious minister, usually in USA, who probably fucks children or at least has indecent images of them on his computer

We caught another paedophile guys.

Pastor or Priest this time?
Pastor.

by Muddy Funster July 29, 2023

Pastor

A delusional cosplaying ni@@a who evokes delusions upon other individuals

Pastor always has something to say, he needs to worry about the First Lady and her personal trainer. T

by Feliz4life March 28, 2023

Pastor champion

Annoying money stealing pastor can never leave you alone and treats his kids like angels

Pastor champion is such a thief

by Kaffiyah April 17, 2021

Robert Pastor Disaster

To create a completely unnecessary fucked up situation. This term originated from a senile old man named Robert Pastor.

This is a 100 percent Robert Pastor disaster.

by Craig10 December 03, 2021

Christcuck pastors

Christians who submit themselves to Zionists and happily recieve face-spitting, and more.

Normal person: Palestine should be free.

Christcuck pastors: ISRAEL IS GOD'S GIVEN LAND TO JEWS YOU ANTI SEMITE, IT SAYS SO IN THE BIBLE AND WE SHOULD SUBMIT TO OUR MASTERS AND LET THEM DO WHATEVER THEY WANT.

by ‎ ‎ ‎ January 31, 2024

Pastor's Convention

Pastors hob-nobing with one another, whilst trying to figure out how to shepherd dumb sheep, who are conspicously absent.

Pastor Matt went to the pastor's convention and got so blest, he preached longer than usual the next Sunday.

by Dalphious Doppler May 31, 2011