Shed pasta

It’s pasta that has been living in a shed for longer than a year that now tastes like the shed it was in. Like when something smells so bad you can taste it

“Eww have you tried shed pasta”
“ No what is it”
“Well it’s pasta from the shed and dat”

by TheUnderlyingTruthBabes December 31, 2018

horse pasta

Some thing that Tyler would find in tesco, maybe sexual, maybe not, who knows,

Tyler likes horse pasta...

by Churchyard cock sucker May 9, 2016

poverty pasta

Ramen noodles, cup of noodles, instant noodles. Usually chicken flavor in bulk.

Mere cents per bag, and they can be stashed under the poor college student's bed for years.

It takes two minutes to make poverty pasta!

by collegenoodle April 12, 2011

Pasta Rocket

The Italian sportbikes, derived from rice rocket. Makes include:
-Ducati
-Moto Guzzi
-MV Agusta
-Benelli
-But not Vespa....

Man that new Benelli is one fine pasta rocket.

by Jaydog vonSnozen the 4th January 14, 2004

Crisp pasta

Pasta that is like a Cheeto puff for mallard ducks only.

Crisp pasta is crispy.

by Physco trash paper thin crispy June 30, 2018

Pasta Whore

One who has an addiction to pasta and eats an excessive amount on a scheduled basis. Also can be used as lubrication for masturbation.

Calum was angry because he didn't have any pasta to eat or rub on his genitals, the pasta whore.

by johnogroats12344 July 11, 2009

isaac pasta

A Hawaiian pasta that says low-key too much and only ever wears shorts.

Isaac Pasta is low-key delicious but also gay.

by Alex Burrito September 30, 2019