Pasta merchant

Someone who sticks pasta in ears and nostrils and shoves pizza in there bum hole

Eddie: DONARUMA YOU SMELLY PASTA MERCHANT!!!!
Matthew: yo relax dude take it easy man

by Eddie green April 3, 2022

Pasta Rocket

The Italian sportbikes, derived from rice rocket. Makes include:
-Ducati
-Moto Guzzi
-MV Agusta
-Benelli
-But not Vespa....

Man that new Benelli is one fine pasta rocket.

by Jaydog vonSnozen the 4th January 14, 2004

Pasta Whore

One who has an addiction to pasta and eats an excessive amount on a scheduled basis. Also can be used as lubrication for masturbation.

Calum was angry because he didn't have any pasta to eat or rub on his genitals, the pasta whore.

by johnogroats12344 July 11, 2009

Pasta'r

Regional relation of "ricer".

Someone with an unnatural, borderline sexual, fascination with only Italian cars or bikes regardless of how good or bad they may be to the exclusion of everything else.

"We were talking about Japanese cars and Damian kept interupting with Italian cars, he's a total pasta'r"

And then he said... "Sure the Bugatti Veyron is good, but it's no Alfa/Lancia/Ferrari/Maserati/Ducati". What a pasta'r!

And then he said... "Sure the USS Enterprise can make Warp 7, but I still prefer my Alfa/Lancia/Ferrari/Maserati/Ducati". TOTAL PASTA'R!!

by DrMat April 24, 2010

Pasta Ass

An enlargement of the hind-quaters due to excessive consumption of pasta and other carbohyrates such as bread and potatoes.

Look at the pasta ass on her!

Oh, no! I think I'm getting a pasta ass!

by sskra September 8, 2009

pasta-puss

An Italian person who is a typical Italian cliche

Look at that pasta-puss in the pizza place.

by Russell Serebrennikov March 16, 2008

pasta bake

Quite simply, a variation of rhyming slang for "masturbate"

Sometimes useful as a stealth word, as most people (especially the older generation) have no idea what you're on about.

"Hey Dave, lets go get drunk"
"Gimme 5 dude, I'm just whipping up an extra creamy pasta bake"

by Andy R December 24, 2006