1. Lifeless people who have nothing better to do than make their child miserable and isolate them from their friends
2. people who abuse children because the THINK that it will hlep them learn manner/behave
3. People who don't shut the hell up and annoy you throughout life. Though you wish they would just go away, they won't.
4. people who will not let you go anywhere because they like annoying the shit out of you
2. people who abuse children because the THINK that it will hlep them learn manner/behave
3. People who don't shut the hell up and annoy you throughout life. Though you wish they would just go away, they won't.
4. people who will not let you go anywhere because they like annoying the shit out of you
by S.B.C! January 16, 2009
Get the Parent(s) mug.When an individual changes his/her personality to the extreme after having a child, causing this person to completely change his/her group of friends. This can be due to drastic lifestyle changes such as no longer going to clubs, or drastic changes in opinion.
Because of the changes attributed to "parent crossover," many people who get married/have kids before age 25 end up breaking up friendships/ties with those who haven't had kids yet.
In many cases, the person was the most promiscuous and drank the most of all of their friends, but completely do a 180 after having the child, next proceeding to criticize their friends who drink/go out, etc.
In some cases the person undergoes this change for the best interest of the child. In other cases, they are simply jealous that all their friends get to go out when they can't.
Because of the changes attributed to "parent crossover," many people who get married/have kids before age 25 end up breaking up friendships/ties with those who haven't had kids yet.
In many cases, the person was the most promiscuous and drank the most of all of their friends, but completely do a 180 after having the child, next proceeding to criticize their friends who drink/go out, etc.
In some cases the person undergoes this change for the best interest of the child. In other cases, they are simply jealous that all their friends get to go out when they can't.
Woman before parent crossover.......
Friend 1: What's the big deal they were making with swine flu?
Friend 2: Yea a couple of years ago, everyone was too afraid to go to the mall. Dude, it's just like the normal flu!
Woman before parent crossover: Yea, I'd say it's less severe than the normal flu!
Woman after parent crossover.........
Friend 1: What's the big deal they were making with swine flu?
Friend 2: Yea a couple of years ago, everyone was too paranoid about that
Woman after parent crossover: Oh no! I think swine flu is a huge deal! I want to do the best to protect my baby boy! You guys don't understand because you aren't a parent! Oh, my poor baby boy, everyone should drop everything to worry for my poor baby boy! Blah blah blah!
OR
Woman before parent crossover:
Friend 1: Are you ok, Sally?
Woman before parent crossover: Oh, man, I got so wasted at the club tonight! And I made out with 3 guys! (Throws up and stumbles everywhere)
Friend 2: I hope Sally's ok!
Woman after parent crossover:
Friend 1: Who wants to go out tonight?
Friend 2: Sure, I'm up
Woman after parent crossover: Oh, no! Going out is so tacky! Everyone who goes to clubs is just a cheap ho. You guys obviously have nothing better to do than to just go to clubs and get wasted and talk to a bunch of guys! I'm at home taking care of my baby boy!
Friend 1: What's up with Sally?
Friend 2: She's already had the parent crossover. :(
Friend 1: What's the big deal they were making with swine flu?
Friend 2: Yea a couple of years ago, everyone was too afraid to go to the mall. Dude, it's just like the normal flu!
Woman before parent crossover: Yea, I'd say it's less severe than the normal flu!
Woman after parent crossover.........
Friend 1: What's the big deal they were making with swine flu?
Friend 2: Yea a couple of years ago, everyone was too paranoid about that
Woman after parent crossover: Oh no! I think swine flu is a huge deal! I want to do the best to protect my baby boy! You guys don't understand because you aren't a parent! Oh, my poor baby boy, everyone should drop everything to worry for my poor baby boy! Blah blah blah!
OR
Woman before parent crossover:
Friend 1: Are you ok, Sally?
Woman before parent crossover: Oh, man, I got so wasted at the club tonight! And I made out with 3 guys! (Throws up and stumbles everywhere)
Friend 2: I hope Sally's ok!
Woman after parent crossover:
Friend 1: Who wants to go out tonight?
Friend 2: Sure, I'm up
Woman after parent crossover: Oh, no! Going out is so tacky! Everyone who goes to clubs is just a cheap ho. You guys obviously have nothing better to do than to just go to clubs and get wasted and talk to a bunch of guys! I'm at home taking care of my baby boy!
Friend 1: What's up with Sally?
Friend 2: She's already had the parent crossover. :(
by Cat85 February 3, 2012
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Get the Pakeet mug.Means roughly "I agree" or "read this!"; unequivocal agreement with or endorsement of someone else's statements, oftentimes accompanied by an elaboration on the original statement. Generally found online in forums in reply to a post which the user of the phrase wants to highlight as exceptionally insightful or worthy of other readers' attention. Infrequently used IRL but hey, it's got to start somewhere. Possibly but inconclusively coined on slashdot. May occasionally be used in response to an item with which the user disagrees but wants to honorably highlight anyway.
David: You know, medieval people didn't really believe the earth was flat.
Frank: Mod parent up! This is a total myth. The story was made up as a strawman to make fun of religious people, but it is bogus. Every literate person knew the earth was a sphere, and probably every illiterate person also.
Sarah: But they did think the earth was the center of the universe.
Frank: Mod parent up! This is a total myth. The story was made up as a strawman to make fun of religious people, but it is bogus. Every literate person knew the earth was a sphere, and probably every illiterate person also.
Sarah: But they did think the earth was the center of the universe.
by etc.etc. February 11, 2010
Get the mod parent up mug.A parent or guardian of one or more children that over reacts to their children's choices, beliefs, and/or privacy. Usually acting on their own ignorance to disprove or disrupt their childrens actions in a dramatic fashion.
Also shown on the Website Reddit as r/insaneparents where several people post screenshots or other kinds of evidence of their parents/gaurdian acting irrational.
Also shown on the Website Reddit as r/insaneparents where several people post screenshots or other kinds of evidence of their parents/gaurdian acting irrational.
"My insane parents just blocked all my friends from my phone."
"Oh yeah? My insame parents use a gps tracker to find out if I'm at work. And I'm 25!"
"Oh yeah? My insame parents use a gps tracker to find out if I'm at work. And I'm 25!"
by Cool1Weirdo March 25, 2020
Get the Insane Parent mug.A girl who is Stunning and Gorgeous and most defiantly taken! She is a motivated and a deep and profound persons. She a girl who will inspire millions and save thousands. A women who will be a amazing wife and a even better mother. she is the perfect women the one in every mans dreams. but most of all she is a girl who will be eternally loved by James Carmichael Scott. (and a butthead)
Guy1( stares across the room)
Guy2(Bro what are you staring at?)
Guy1(points across the room)
Guy2(looks across the room "whats the beams of light?)
James Carmichael walks in looks at guy 1 and 2 and says "Thats Deanna Renee Pardee the most beautiful women in the world and mine. MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy2(Bro what are you staring at?)
Guy1(points across the room)
Guy2(looks across the room "whats the beams of light?)
James Carmichael walks in looks at guy 1 and 2 and says "Thats Deanna Renee Pardee the most beautiful women in the world and mine. MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!
by JAMES CARMICHEAL SCOTT October 21, 2010
Get the Deanna Renee pardee mug.When your mother is addicted to parent connect ( a grade monitoring website) and finds out about everthing and anything you do at school . And its flawed so half the time she will yell at you for nothing!
by canesguy93 April 21, 2009
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