the parched lady

A facial massage, you rub on the face, and it make the person thirsty.

Person 1 "hey brody, do you want the parched lady?"

Person 2 "Yeah I would love one!"

*rubs face*
Person 2 " I'm thirsty as fuck"

by TugMasterW December 1, 2013

rohini parchure

The most beautiful specimen on the planet. It is the world's most magnificent compliment. It is so astounding tribute to have that it sparks jealousy to those who express the compliment and to those who hear the compliment, including the subject being called a rohini parchure!

Oh thank you for calling me a rohini parchure! I will forever be grateful to you.

by tarquintar-rexlordkrishna April 20, 2018

fairly parched

In dire need of something to drink or you will possibly die of dehydration. THAT bad.

"Oh hey sister, can you bring me a doctor pepper? I'm fairly parched."

by Ayogirrrl January 5, 2018

harry porcher

fucking ginger stinky mANNNN

OH YOU KNOW YOURE a harry porcher

by childish455 September 17, 2020

Lucky Patcher

A very powerful tool for rooted Android devices. Can completely obliterate all ads and annoying popups within any app or game. So powerful that Google themselves will urge you to delete it.

It is also more widely known for obtaining in-app purchases for free.

Me: *installs Lucky Patcher*
All ads and popups: *instantly vaporizes into thin air*
Me: THANK GOD, now I don't have to endure another one of those stupid "YOU CAN'T BEAT THIS LEVEL!!!" ads

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 10, 2021