don't pank on my tong pound

a general request to have no "panking" in the vicinity of one's "tong pound."

While sitting on the couch with friends someone may decide to pank your tong pound it is appropriate to respond accordingly with don't pank on my tong pound.

by Apache Street January 4, 2008

Rank-A-Pank

a stinky fart

eg. Brianne had a rank-a-pank that shook the house.

by ALAMMA September 27, 2009

I-Pank

Masturbating to porn that you have uploaded to your I-Pod video or similar device

(See definition of I-Pank)

by Judas8 October 22, 2009

pank-panks

Sex, or the act of sexual intercourse.

Dude, I was givin' my girl major pank-panks last night.

by Corndog1225 January 15, 2008

Hot Panks

When your girlfriend, or boyfriend ;), takes off their panties ;), hands them to you ;), and they are still warm and/or moist 8D

"Damn honey, those are some hot panks!"
"Eww those hot panks got my hand dirty!"
"Damn baby it's getting cold, hand me your hot panks will ya?"
"There sure are lots of of hot panks in the summer, just how I like them."

by tu madre y tu abuela May 26, 2012

Pank

A term used instead of the word "pussy", "baby" or "chicken" when describing a person who lacks; courage, strong sense of self, overly fearful or is a "whimp".
The acronym: P (pussy), A (ass), N (nerd), K (kid) is quite sufficient.

Tallen is such a pank! His girlfriend said he couldn't go out with the boys tonight! Now he's stuck watching "Beaches" with her and her mom again!

"I don't feel comfortable taking my mom's car. I don't want to get into trouble!" said Mason "DUDE, stop being a fucking PANK and grow some balls!"

by Giaty Maggiff June 3, 2022

Pank Sahhhck

"Pink Sock," but said with a southern accent (see "Pink Sock" definition). Often said with a slight vibrato on the word "sahhhck."

My Uncle James done fuckeded that thar pig so darn well he done gone n' gave 'em a pank sahhhck.

by anonymous December 2, 2024