If Tad would have forgot to bring the beer to the golf course it would have been fucking pandemonium....
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A worldwide outbreak of a disease.
The term 'pandemic' is often confused with 'epidemic'.
Some current pandemics are Swine Flu and HIV/AIDS. Some may consider the common cold a pandemic.
Pandemics have been known to vary unpredictably from very mild to devastating. Swine Flu was predicted to be a really bad outbreak, hence the extreme precautions taken, but it turned out to be a harmless cold. Spanish Flu, on the other hand, was not predicted and caused widespread damage, with an estimated 50,000,000 deaths worldwide.
Pandemics are usually mild if precautions are taken, and usually don't do much harm. While the media may make it sound horrible, they often leave out important details, like the infectivity, number of cases, and death RATE. Most cases are never confirmed, either; usually just the severe cases. You could get swine flu and never know.
Pandemic is also a popular online game in which the player attempts to kill off the human species with the perfect disease.
The term 'pandemic' is often confused with 'epidemic'.
Some current pandemics are Swine Flu and HIV/AIDS. Some may consider the common cold a pandemic.
Pandemics have been known to vary unpredictably from very mild to devastating. Swine Flu was predicted to be a really bad outbreak, hence the extreme precautions taken, but it turned out to be a harmless cold. Spanish Flu, on the other hand, was not predicted and caused widespread damage, with an estimated 50,000,000 deaths worldwide.
Pandemics are usually mild if precautions are taken, and usually don't do much harm. While the media may make it sound horrible, they often leave out important details, like the infectivity, number of cases, and death RATE. Most cases are never confirmed, either; usually just the severe cases. You could get swine flu and never know.
Pandemic is also a popular online game in which the player attempts to kill off the human species with the perfect disease.
People are taking this pandemic way too seriously. It will inevitably go away on its own without the help of panic and media headlines.
by MacGenius April 25, 2010
Get the Pandemic mug.Noun: One who manages/solicits prostitutes, a pimp or procurer.
Verb: To procure prostitutes for customers.
To flatter or cajole people, to cater or appeal to their emotions/worries/prejudices/expectations for one's own gain; to engage in demagoguery.
Verb: To procure prostitutes for customers.
To flatter or cajole people, to cater or appeal to their emotions/worries/prejudices/expectations for one's own gain; to engage in demagoguery.
The pander was slick in advertising his harlots, but I rushed off instead.
Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, and the Tea Party pander to homophobia, the NRA, oil companies, capitalism/corporations, anti-immigrant groups, pro-life groups, any number of unworthy causes. Worse still, they combine that pandering with "American Values", "Family Values", and "Jesus"/"Christian Values", thus cheapening the integrity of a whole nation.
Some media pundit: "Joe the Plumber! Hockey Moms! Protect the Sanctity of Marriage, Protect the children! I love America...*sob* *sob*! Never Forget 9/11...!"
Some viewer: Enough of those shticks already! Don't pander to me!
Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, and the Tea Party pander to homophobia, the NRA, oil companies, capitalism/corporations, anti-immigrant groups, pro-life groups, any number of unworthy causes. Worse still, they combine that pandering with "American Values", "Family Values", and "Jesus"/"Christian Values", thus cheapening the integrity of a whole nation.
Some media pundit: "Joe the Plumber! Hockey Moms! Protect the Sanctity of Marriage, Protect the children! I love America...*sob* *sob*! Never Forget 9/11...!"
Some viewer: Enough of those shticks already! Don't pander to me!
by Lorelili May 13, 2011
Get the pander mug.Gah! your such a pandejo!
by Adfectio June 14, 2005
Get the pandejo mug.You can tell they used to workout, a bit of muscle tone, strong arms etc. But then the pandemic hit and the routine went out out of the window.
Insta athletes don't motivate them, and zoom workouts aren't exciting as the question "what is in the snack cupboard today?"
Insta athletes don't motivate them, and zoom workouts aren't exciting as the question "what is in the snack cupboard today?"
Person 1: How has isolation treated you?
Person 2: Not bad but I've done zero exercise and now own a bit of Pandemic Podge.
Person 1: I like my guys to have dad bods, they are better for cuddling.
Person 2: What about a Pandemic Podge. The softest pillow you'll find.
Person 2: Not bad but I've done zero exercise and now own a bit of Pandemic Podge.
Person 1: I like my guys to have dad bods, they are better for cuddling.
Person 2: What about a Pandemic Podge. The softest pillow you'll find.
by WildMatt May 6, 2020
Get the Pandemic Podge mug.Inflammation of the pandels. Pandels, of course being large, flabby man-boobs. Often characterized by a feeling of chunky oatmealness.
Bernice: My your pandels are feeling rather oatmealish today.
Eugene: I know, maybe I should see a doctor. I might have Pandelitis.
Eugene: I know, maybe I should see a doctor. I might have Pandelitis.
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