pap

a large volume of gass exiting the anus through a large set of buttocks, without allowing the buttocks to flutter.

Old lardbutt let off an enormous pap at the movies this afternoon causing someone to spill their popcorn!

by derek May 26, 2005

pap

1. n. A typical pointless senior citizen fit, usually involving bad drivers, politicians, or sports.
2. v. To commit a pap.

Origin: "pap," short for grandpap (also see definition 17 for mick)

The Steelers lost again, and Gramps had a pap.

He papped when he got stuck behind the guy driving the speed limit because he was going "too gah-dam slow."

by watz!t 2ya January 22, 2008

PAP

password authentication protocol

an authentication of passwords for windows xp pro.

by amb January 28, 2005

pap

BUMHOLE

man i wanna finger her pap

by clam slammer December 2, 2009

Paps

1. one extra friendly toward children, expecially boys.
2. after an encounter with the paps, usually occuring around 9:30 pm, one will wish he or she had never been born, or raped.

" Excuse me Mike, I must unfortunatly spend time with the paps, because it's almost 9:30."

by DImetiYUs April 15, 2005

pap

1. To pass wind.
2. Texture of a certain object, usually food.
3. Nick-name.

1. 'My dayz, dem beans were hella tight! I'm gonna be papping tonight, bruvs!'

2. 'This Eti Puf tastes pappy!'

3. h0mi3: Oi Pap, mah biatch.
h0mi3 2: Yo crazy fo sho, I-D-to-tha-izziot!

by h0m13-4-Lyf3 December 28, 2005

Pap

Getting money, getting that paper

I'm bout to go to work so I can get that pap ya dig

by G.A.B March 28, 2007