punching the clown

masterbation

whats frank doing? Oh nothing hes just punching the clown

by mooseknuckles November 7, 2002

punching above your weight

A person that is with someone a lot less hotter than themselves .

kev with your big nose and gammon ears you are punching above your weight going out with natasha...like well above. that girl is hot.

by Kevsbiatch January 27, 2015

Punching bag

A term used to describe a ballsack that has been punched.

Punching bag- Ahh be cool your punching the shit out of my ball bag.

by Rbomb04 November 14, 2014

punching screwdriver

A sad state of affairs

The bus didn't come for hours and hours, and Lloyd got really wet. It was a real punching screwdriver.

by Clive Boundingfield February 1, 2008

punching the leg

Another term for masturbating, plain and simple as that.

guy1: Man dude! Did you just punch your leg?

guy2: Ya dude! I punch my leg on every Saturday before i go to sleep... whoever else that isnt punching the leg is missing out

guy1: true dat bro

by tittyteet February 5, 2012

punching the hamster

Masterbation

What are you doing?

Eh probably just punching the hamster and passing out

by somedumbasshole March 9, 2012

punching ducks

(Figurative) Something one does to blow-off steam.

Been a long week. Going to walk around the lake. I feel like punching ducks.

by elephanttaxi October 17, 2013