2. a politician
to get elected, politicians must make all kinds of grandiose, but vague promises, which they have no ability to keep, and no intention of even trying. Once in office, they must continue to spin convincing lies about how they are keeping all their promises and making everybody's life better, while, in reality, they are robbing you blind and screwing the country over big time. Politicians are therefore professional liars.
to get elected, politicians must make all kinds of grandiose, but vague promises, which they have no ability to keep, and no intention of even trying. Once in office, they must continue to spin convincing lies about how they are keeping all their promises and making everybody's life better, while, in reality, they are robbing you blind and screwing the country over big time. Politicians are therefore professional liars.
Bush, Obama and all those other professional liars should be hanged from all the lampposts on Capitol Hill
by JT345 May 21, 2009
Get the professional liar mug.A male or female, who has an estraordinary ability to continually dish out high quality bitch-slappings. By bitch slappings it refers to not slapping a bitch (though they can do that), it refers to slapping one in one or more of the follwing manners: bitch-like (as in performed in the manner that a "bitch" would do it), bitchy (as in hurts like a bitch), or even bitchin' (as in sweet or kickass).
A professional bitch slapper hires out his gift from god so he can help the world... and make some bucks. They can be hired out generally in increments of five slaps or more at a time, at varying slap power amounts (from the lowest strength style: "sissified", to the infamous style known only as the "ancient mongolian bitchslap of eternal suffering"). Bitchslappers don't have a tight booked schedule, as having one generally discourages customers from calling on the fly and making impulse payments. Instead, they have multiple clones, on average each bitchslapper has 4 clones or so working for him at any given time.
A professional bitch slapper can be hired:
*Because somebody ticked you off.
*Because a profanity was said.
*Because somebody did something stupid.
*Because you just don't like the way someone looked at you.
*As a birthday present to family and friends.
*To show who's the boss around here.
*Slapping Fetish.
*Because you wish to atone for your sins by having yourself brutally bitch-slapped.
*Just because you damn well feel like hiring one.
No matter which way you look at in, the historical, revered craft of bitch-slapping is a wonderful thing to behold. In fact, in Spanish, the same word is used for "Professional Bitch Slapping" and "Advancement of Civilization". In fact, amazing innovations in bitch-slapping style, technique, form, and use for exploding things is growing every second. Across the world, the Professional Bitch Slappers institution (Which even has it's own TV channel, known as PBS) is making the world a better place to order a bitch slap, bitch slap another, or just get bitch slapped in. Professional Bitch Slapping, and the Attractive Asswhooping Association, are both two wonderfully exciting things, jump on the bandwagon as soon as you can, because this is no fad, it is a almost-religious practice bound to outlast humanity itself!
A professional bitch slapper hires out his gift from god so he can help the world... and make some bucks. They can be hired out generally in increments of five slaps or more at a time, at varying slap power amounts (from the lowest strength style: "sissified", to the infamous style known only as the "ancient mongolian bitchslap of eternal suffering"). Bitchslappers don't have a tight booked schedule, as having one generally discourages customers from calling on the fly and making impulse payments. Instead, they have multiple clones, on average each bitchslapper has 4 clones or so working for him at any given time.
A professional bitch slapper can be hired:
*Because somebody ticked you off.
*Because a profanity was said.
*Because somebody did something stupid.
*Because you just don't like the way someone looked at you.
*As a birthday present to family and friends.
*To show who's the boss around here.
*Slapping Fetish.
*Because you wish to atone for your sins by having yourself brutally bitch-slapped.
*Just because you damn well feel like hiring one.
No matter which way you look at in, the historical, revered craft of bitch-slapping is a wonderful thing to behold. In fact, in Spanish, the same word is used for "Professional Bitch Slapping" and "Advancement of Civilization". In fact, amazing innovations in bitch-slapping style, technique, form, and use for exploding things is growing every second. Across the world, the Professional Bitch Slappers institution (Which even has it's own TV channel, known as PBS) is making the world a better place to order a bitch slap, bitch slap another, or just get bitch slapped in. Professional Bitch Slapping, and the Attractive Asswhooping Association, are both two wonderfully exciting things, jump on the bandwagon as soon as you can, because this is no fad, it is a almost-religious practice bound to outlast humanity itself!
by Darryn Goldsworth, Pimp Extraordinaire October 19, 2004
Get the Professional Bitch Slapper mug.the famous youtuber jidion has a common saying “professional rawdogger” but what does it mean? most people think it’s something dirty and inappropriate and but really it means full send, it means just do it.
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Get the professional rawdogger jidion mug.1. the person at the party or event who's soul purpose in life is to be the biggest, loudest, most in your face donkey there.
by supermodelwannabe May 10, 2008
Get the professional fat kid mug.That vibe that only managers and people with positions above them give off that let others know they are in a position of power. This is usually recognized when they check on you for no apparent reason.
"A random employee just randomly asked me if I was doing alright while I was walking to my table. Total professional vibe."
by KanuhaK July 30, 2016
Get the Professional vibe mug.When you are very skilled at the art of napping that you can fall asleep any time of the day or night.
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Get the Professional Napper mug.A female social media influencer who has seemingly endless financial resources despite having no discernable skills or qualities other than being attractive.
Typically they can be found in the form of an Instagram model or yoga instructor originating from the central United States (almost always teaching abroad.) Their beliefs tend to be an amalgamized Americanization of various East-Asian cultures which they themselves believe to be a living embodiment of. (This is only elevated if they experiment with psychedelics.) Don't expect them to give any thought to any sort of cultural appropriation because they have already appointed themselves as an exemption. They also see themselves as the white savoir to any foreign land they visit.
Their behavior leans towards them being far more in touch with the universe than the average person. If you have a piece of art or a quote they like, be prepared for an uncredited repost which will result in more likes and views than your "normy" account could dream of. Story posts tend to be about "gratitude" or how enlightened they are about the world around them.
Do not mistake them with a Karen as Professional White Women (or PWWs) are usually more on the mellow side. However, with declines in followers and age they are known to evolve into a Karens as their entitlement goes ungratified.
Typically they can be found in the form of an Instagram model or yoga instructor originating from the central United States (almost always teaching abroad.) Their beliefs tend to be an amalgamized Americanization of various East-Asian cultures which they themselves believe to be a living embodiment of. (This is only elevated if they experiment with psychedelics.) Don't expect them to give any thought to any sort of cultural appropriation because they have already appointed themselves as an exemption. They also see themselves as the white savoir to any foreign land they visit.
Their behavior leans towards them being far more in touch with the universe than the average person. If you have a piece of art or a quote they like, be prepared for an uncredited repost which will result in more likes and views than your "normy" account could dream of. Story posts tend to be about "gratitude" or how enlightened they are about the world around them.
Do not mistake them with a Karen as Professional White Women (or PWWs) are usually more on the mellow side. However, with declines in followers and age they are known to evolve into a Karens as their entitlement goes ungratified.
Jeremiah: "Whatever happened to Hanna from high school?"
Becky: "She's a Professional White Woman now."
Jeremiah: "What the hell does that mean?"
Becky: "She's like a social media influencer, but worse."
Jeremiah: "Must be nice to be hot for a living."
Becky: "She's a Professional White Woman now."
Jeremiah: "What the hell does that mean?"
Becky: "She's like a social media influencer, but worse."
Jeremiah: "Must be nice to be hot for a living."
by J. Gyll June 4, 2021
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