porridge fingers

Fingering a girl with a yeast infection

I finger fucked her and got porridge fingers

by Dredheadally November 04, 2017

porridge orridge

This is when your mouth carries on talking and your brain stops hi kings and shot just keeps falling out , porridge orrisge

I'm gunna eat more porridge orridge oh shit that just kept on falling out

by K30xty September 05, 2017

pecker porridge

Another name for male semen.

Your sister took a warm helping of pecker porridge.

by Chi-Town Kid February 25, 2018

morning porridge

The act of giving oral sex to a woman after a long session of vaginal intercourse, so that you get a mouthful of delicious oaty goodness.

"Man, you've got something on your collar there."

"Oh, sorry, I must have spilled some of my morning porridge"

"Oh dude, Nice

*high five*

by EmotionalSpork December 08, 2017

Bellybutton porridge

The vile smegma found deep within the bowels of your remnant maternal birthing tether. Resembles porridge.

Make sure you wash all your Orifice’s to prevent bellybutton porridge from accumulating

by Pink Enstink June 14, 2021

love porridge

Semen

Bill dripped love porridge on Monica's dress, leaving a stain of global proportions.
Hot love {porridge }

by NWA10000 March 13, 2014

Gerry Porridge

Crazy Guy, loves cocaïne and his mother Liesbeth. Lives in leather pants.

Gerry Porridge had shit his pants again.

by Flip case hoesje November 24, 2021