Friskey Pirate

Performing intercourse into a female pirate's eye socket who does not have an eye.

After I took off her eye patch and saw that she didnt have an eye, I friskey pirated her all night long.

by beefywalrus December 13, 2010

Preview Pirate

(Verb, Noun, Adj.)
Someone that eats all your popcorn during the previews, saving none for the movie.

Jack: How was the movie?
John: It sucked Jacob preview pirated me so I had no popcorn.
Jack: What a faggot!

by Austin42 February 13, 2009

Porch Pirates

One or more people that unlawfully enter a property with the goal of stealing newly delivered packages from the doorstep of a private home before the items have been secured.

You Buy It, We Steal It! - Porch Pirates have welcomed themselves to your door

by wise_coinmaster January 2, 2018

Piñata Nigger

defamatory remarks towards Hispanics. Esp those illegals from Mexico ruining the USA. F uck amnesty. GO HOME!

aye! you see dem brown Piñata Niggers over der, eatin those bean n cheese burritos... playing pin the tail on the wetback? fuck dem poor spics. GO BACK TO MEXICO YOU ILLEGALS!!!!

by T. Martin December 7, 2013

human pinata

when a Mexican midget eats a lot of candy. Then he dances until he throws it up.

Yesterday at the club, I saw a human pinata.

by PapaALiu September 8, 2013

jolly pirate donuts

A small chain of donut shops in Ohio that, at it's height in the early 90's had two dozen or so shops, but has dwindled to just over half as many since the founder Nick (last name I can't spell) sold the company off and retired back to Greece.

They specialize in hand-made doughnuts that are far better than what garbage you would find at Tim Hortons and Krispy Kreme. Also, they use the same basic coffee, from the same supplier, that's used at Starbucks, but is usually one third the price per cup. They also sell cookies and muffins, and some stores also sell soups and sandwiches. Best of all, they are a smoke friendly place - light 'em up!

Made somewhat known to everybody on the net outside of Ohio by a cool remark made by the Tourette's Guy in one of his videos.

"You can go to Jolly Pirate Donuts and take a two hour shit for all I care!!!" - Tourette's Guy

"Sweet! And I'll get a dozen assorted doughnuts and some damn good coffee for a great price while I'm at it!" - Me

"Ohhh....BOB SAGET!!!" - Tourette's Guy

by JoeBaker August 26, 2006

Pirates' Best

A sexual act thought to have originated in Somalia or possibly Doncaster, South Yorkshire, it involves the male, when near ejaculation to remove the penis from the woman's clunge kicking her in her shin and blowing his load in the females eye. This act is frowned upon.

Man: What did you do last night John.

John: I gave our Shirley a Pirates' Best.

by The Bad'un September 25, 2009