Pilf

Papi I’d like to fuck

Damm look at that pilf

by Magz22 October 8, 2020

PILF

Potato I'd like (to) fuck

Hot chick: ugh I look like a potato
Random guy: a PILF

by TeenagerAnonymous October 8, 2017

Pilf

Stealing or being a deemo cluck diggler while extremely high on meth ...taking from anybody intending to trade for a puny shard or keep until ot is then clucked from you by deemo again somehow someday ....he will pilf it

Bro why is Robert such a deemo diggler cluck .....nigga would steal your socks if it would result in a shard somehow

Deemo .........you shall not pilf .....or you will be cut with blade of the great Tony mcshardstabber

by Walter white 721 March 2, 2018

Pilf

Stealing, cleaning friends houses to steal shit

Holy fuck, Jen went over to clean Jeff's house to pilf through all his shit.

I'm just going to the bathroom, don't pilf half my shit.

by DaCoolestBishhh October 11, 2021

Pilf

Priest I would like to fuck

Bro 1: Dude did you see that dilf?
Bro 2: nah dude that’s a priest he’s a pilf

by Wildcat0018 September 26, 2021

PILF

A female who is pregnant and a dude would smash stands for “Pregnant I’d Like To Fuck” similar to a “MILF”

My soon to be baby momma looks fine asf she’s definitely a pilf.

by IamBG59 August 23, 2021

pilf

professor i’d like to f**k

My friend Maya thinks that Professor Candice is a pilf and I wholeheartedly agree.

by lipidbilayer880 August 30, 2021