PILF

Potato I'd like (to) fuck

Hot chick: ugh I look like a potato
Random guy: a PILF

by TeenagerAnonymous October 8, 2017

Pilf

Stealing or being a deemo cluck diggler while extremely high on meth ...taking from anybody intending to trade for a puny shard or keep until ot is then clucked from you by deemo again somehow someday ....he will pilf it

Bro why is Robert such a deemo diggler cluck .....nigga would steal your socks if it would result in a shard somehow

Deemo .........you shall not pilf .....or you will be cut with blade of the great Tony mcshardstabber

by Walter white 721 March 2, 2018

Pilf

Papi I’d like to fuck

Damm look at that pilf

by Magz22 October 8, 2020

Pilf

Professor I'd Like to Fuck

Student #1: Did you see what Prof. Smith was wearing today?
Student #2: I look at her everyday; she's damn hot!
Student #1: She's definitely a PILF!

by ProfGator August 14, 2011

PILF

PeePaw i'd like to fuck

Person1: Yo, That grandpa is a total PILF.
Person2: What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

by urmoter December 10, 2022

PILF

PILF=Parents I’d Like to Fuck.cougars and such .squirt team up in this

PILF up in this bitch .parents you would o like to fuck as A group/couple

by Peligrosa9169 November 2, 2020

PILF

Pregnant I'd Like to Fuck

That woman is such a PILF

by Amoros January 1, 2021