Pet-Freshman

When an upper classman (such as a junior or a senior) adopts the new addition to the school, a freshman. Pet freshmans are a joy to have and can help you through sticky situations. Upper classman usually argue over who's pet freshman is better.

ex1
Junior (Miranda): CALLIE, MY AMAZING PET-FRESHMAN I HOPE THIS COUNTS AS AN EXTRA-AWESOME BIRTHDAY GIFT! I mean getting put in an example for urban dictionary? whats more badass then that?
Pet-Freshman (Callie): OMG MIRANDA YOU'RE SUCH AN AWESOME JUNIOR ITS RIDICULOUS! THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH!

ex2
Senior (Michael): Man, my stupid pet freshman blows. i should have chosen someone cool like Callie.
Pet-Freshman (Conor): But Michael i tried so-ooo penny! *runs away*

ex3
Junior/Senior: Pet Freshman! Go kill the other pet freshman!
Pet Freshman: KAH-MAY-HA-MAY-HAAAA! *pet freshman dies*

by mp054 March 19, 2010

Pet Shop Boys

World's most successful Electric duo, famous for making thoughtful and emotional Dance music that proves itself superior to any other Dance artist's materials. They are also producers that boosted several other major artists' careers, including Dusty Springfield, Liza Minelli, Kylie Minogue, David Bowie, Boy George and Yoko Ono. Pet Shop Boys are also remarkable for being one of the first people to notice Lady Gaga's capability as they were the first artist to invite her for an award performance in 2009 during her "Just Dance" era.

A: My God that song last night at Club Heaven got me thinking while dancing!!
B: It's Pet Shop Boys' again, isn't it?

by glamourbot October 16, 2011

Pet Shop Boys

New Wave group originating in the early 80's and continuing on to present day that consists of Neil Tennant and Chris Lowe. These men are amazing, their music is amazing, and everyone on earth should know who they are.

Whoa, that Pet Shop Boys song, "(How Can You Expect to Be Taken) Seriously", is the best!

by Hey Now! January 9, 2004

Pet the Furry Wall

Idiom;

(1) A phrase uttered to implore someone who is panicked, or highly anxious to calm and soothe their self. Often a person having a bad trip while on drugs.

(2) A phrase used to reassure someone that they are safe and that their current situation is manageable.

Source: The 2010 Film, "Get Him to the Greek".

Person 1: "Man, I'm freaking out. Everything is turning melty and colorful. Why did you make me smoke that Jeffery!"

Person 2: "Pet the furry wall man; be cool. You'll be fine."

by A Naughty Mouse July 8, 2010

Pet Whipped

One who does everything for the benefit of their pet. Someone who places their pet's needs or desires (real or not) above others. One who acts as a servant to their pet.

I had to dump that girl. The dog got better treatment than me. She's totally pet whipped.

by lucentabella May 16, 2009

pet turtle

When your man's junk is peeking out from the bottom of his inappropriately short shorts. See the peek-a-boo. Antonym: hidden tortoise.

Dude, I don't wanna see your pet turtle, there are children near by.

by Testudines69 January 16, 2011

Pet Simulator

An obvious cashgrab on Roblox that everyone likes for some reason. It got rereleased for the third time with better graphics but with a shit collecting mechanic as Pet Simulator X so the dev could make a quick buck out of stupid kids who have nothing better to do.

Player 1: Dude I just got the Domortuus pet in Pet Simulator X!
Player 2: go outside

by Le Doomed July 30, 2021