pen island

a way to spell penis land

gay kid 1-"Look at my pen!"
gay kid 2-"Wow! Where did u get that?"
gay kid 1-"I foundit online on his new site called penisland.com. Let me write it on ur hand so u don't forget."

by Mihir March 20, 2004

pen hemorrhage

when your pen bursts or leaks ink and makes a huge mess inside your back pack or pocket.

ally: **reaches inside bookbag** "oh crap what a mess!"

kendra: "whoa! what is that?"

ally: "pen hemorrhage."

kendra: "ah..."

by spunkychick December 5, 2011

pen spinning

Art of spinning a pen (not a pencil) trough your finger fast and smooth
wich makes cool effects.
Many skilled pen spinner learnt the basics on the Universal Pen Spinning Board wich you can look up on google or yahoo

it is a new Art Form but still growing much
it's comparable to yo-yo, juggling,

Whoa look at this guy, he's pen spinning!

by Burns Da Spinning Geek January 12, 2006

Pen Weasel

A pen weasel is the asshole in your office that somehow accumlates everyones good writing pens. This person neve every buys a pen they always steal them.

Hey where the fuck did my pen go? My mom bought me a really good one for Christmas. Hey man just check the pen weasel I bet that asshat has it.

by pantyteamaster September 30, 2010

pen hitter

A cheap 1-2 hitter made out of a pen (preferabbly bic metal capped), which can be used to smoke weed. A pen hitter is made when one removes the metal cap on the front of the pen and empty's out its contents. The plastic cap on the back of the pen should also be removed. Next, turn the metal cap backwards and ram it into either side of the pen case, afterwhich you should melt it in place with a lighter. One can then pack weed into the metal cap, and smoke it from the other end much like a chillum. Although this method is cheap, it is often looked down apon in most neighborhoods as a fiendish way of getting high, or a desperate resort. I dont give a shit though, as over the years i have made dozens of them.

I make a pen hitter everytime I have a bunch of weed but no piece.

by M. O'Connor April 13, 2007

Pen Pal

A pen pal is a person with whom one becomes friends by exchanging letters via mail

Kellin: "yay, my letter from my pen pal from sweden just came in!"
Mom: "What did she say sweetie?"

by niall's mofo November 20, 2012

Pen-Pen

A warm-water penguin who is the pet of Misato Katsuragi in Neon Genesis Evangelion. He likes to drink Yebisu beer.

Even Pen-Pen doesn't like Misato's cooking.

by Sajak July 5, 2008