Gorilla Parkour Mode

When a child is super angry and does everything in its will to succeed in their goal.

Bryson entered Gorilla Parkour Mode because he got no candy for lunch.

by SwagCappe May 9, 2023

Parkour Reborn

Roblox game that i want to play but it isnt released yet and i have to pay 1000 robux to experience the Beta.

Guy 1: I cant wait for Parkour Reborn to release!
Guy 2: I know right!? The game looks so good comapred to the original!!
Guy 1: Yeah bro!!!

by Hypurrelet August 14, 2023

Gorilla Parkour Mode

When a child gets so angry that they can risk their existence to achieve their original goal. This normally results to violence, insane parkour skills, and in fear among others.

Jacob wanted to play with a piece of plastic but he couldn't so he entered Gorilla Parkour Mode.

by Akafrog May 11, 2023

assisted small pet parkour

the "sport"of freerunning for small pets (i.e. cats, chihuahuas) with the assistance of human propulsion.

Jimmy and I had an awesome match of assisted small pet parkour. My cat dominated his Yorkie - they don't always land on their feet.

by mikeinocala October 16, 2012

Parkour

The act of yeeting one's meat across the street over several feet.

Holy poggers, Lois, that was some pretty baller parkour!

by Mulberry Aura June 23, 2025

Parkour

The French martial art of running away.

Spider-Man uses parkour to run away from his problems.

by MR_NOOT23 May 29, 2018

Parkour

1. The act of imitating something flawlessly executed by an Asian, but delivering a bad imitation
2. Skillfully dodging any acknowledgment or credit owed to an Asian original.

"Did you see Tom's parkour version of that origami swan? Looked more like a crumpled post-it."
"Every time I hear someone say they 'invented' an existing Asian trend, I think, 'Ah, classic parkour!'”

Jake: "Hey, have you seen my new parkour move?"
Liam: "You mean the one Jackie Chen did ages ago?"
Jake: "Who's Jackie Chen?"

by moreon August 16, 2023