para-dick-trous

Having to perform hand jobs with both hands.

1. Hey Bob, what's with the hairy palms on BOTH hands, man?

Oh that, yah I'm para-dick-trous.

by Sparksitup July 06, 2012

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<.7.9.7.6.>Por Que Me Esta Haciendo Esto eso Para Titi<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 05, 2025

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para-apocalyptic

A situation created out of fear that the end is coming, when in all probability it isn't. Feeling equivalent to the apocalypse, while not actually being there.

Empty shelves, empty stores, empty restaurants and empty streets, 'it's para-apocalyptic', he thought.

by Monkey's Dad March 13, 2020

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Para Shara

When your pants (underwear) go into your ass.

Para Shara is when a woman with a large booty wears loose fitting trousers this occurs.

by MGUK September 11, 2010

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Para Fart

Back when you were in school you would be hiding in the bathroom playing on your phone, maybe crying because Connor broke up with you. All the sudden one of the Para’s (para educators) would bust open the door and run to the toilet. All the sudden it’s WW3, the toilet bowl echos with the sound of atomic farts from the ass of the woman who was just sitting next to you in class helping you with math.

This mf in the stall next to me is fighting for their life… I heard a para fart and now I smell Taco Bell.

by Traumatized Child January 30, 2022

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