pap

abbrev. 'pink asian pussy'

Terry: "Hey Chris want some pussy?"
Chris: "Only if its pap, and preferably your sister"

by SHYMALAN September 22, 2003

Pap

A really good guy who looks after people

He's the Pap

by thePAP November 6, 2016

Paps

Nickname for the skeleton Papyrus from Undertale. He is the most innocent cinnamon roll ever, and if anyone kills him they should be burning in hell. He is Sans younger brother, he makes spaghetti, and he is a cool dude.

Paps is one of my favorite characters from Undertale. My other favorite is Pap's brother, Sans.

by Yes, I'm A Fangirl... November 30, 2019

Pap

1. Small boy who is missing many vital organs who plays golf and says "I'm not gay"
2. A person driving a minivan

1. "where's pap" "in the hospital" "again...??" "mhm.. hes sick"
2. OWWWW CHECK OUT THE PAP TO OUR RIGHT! ;-)

by HOT! April 3, 2003

pap

pap is a school for retards.

retard- "My mom is sending me to pap!" normal kid- "I always knew you were retarded."

by fuck14322 August 19, 2019

pap

a large volume of gass exiting the anus through a large set of buttocks, without allowing the buttocks to flutter.

Old lardbutt let off an enormous pap at the movies this afternoon causing someone to spill their popcorn!

by derek May 26, 2005

pap

1. n. A typical pointless senior citizen fit, usually involving bad drivers, politicians, or sports.
2. v. To commit a pap.

Origin: "pap," short for grandpap (also see definition 17 for mick)

The Steelers lost again, and Gramps had a pap.

He papped when he got stuck behind the guy driving the speed limit because he was going "too gah-dam slow."

by watz!t 2ya January 22, 2008