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Paedo Speedos

The garment infamous paedophile Rolf Harris wore when promoting the “Teach Them To Swim” campaign in the 1970s. While he was more likely cruising for vulnerable young victims at the local pool.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, there’s Rolf in his paedo speedos. At it again. Eeew!
by Bright Soul October 6, 2023
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German padlock

A german padlock is when a man inserts his penis into his own anus, thus resembling the locking mechanism on a padlock. This can only be performed with a rather flexible erection, long member and a german state of mind.
-I heard that Günter got lucky last night...

-Thats only partially true, that sick mofo performed a german padlock on himself!
by O-Dogggy May 15, 2008
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Padonk

An abbreviated form of padonkadonk or badonkadonk. A nice round bubble butt varying in size and curvature. It can also refer to the sound and/or motion of a boucing booty.
Damn, did you see the padonk on her?! Or...
Must be jelly cuz jam don't padonk like that!
by davidrh1 January 17, 2006
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Padlock necklace

The padlock necklace was first seen in the punk subculture by sid vicious who's girlfriend put a chain and lock around his neck then proceeded to throw away the key as a sign of sid belonging to her. It has then been passed along through communities based on it's overall coolness and trend in style.
Alex:" Oh you have a padlock necklace on?"

Dave:"yeah my girlfriend put it on me. She thought it would be really cool for us to do since we're both into punk rock"

Alex:"that's really cool man!"
by Gloved June 29, 2022
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Padora

Hindi word for someone who farts a lot.
After eating beans, Rajesh became a padora.
by Prabhakar November 20, 2006
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padoosh

The word to describe a young boy named Austin, that was on Barney. It also means to ejaculate out your rectum
by Matt November 29, 2004
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Paedos in Speedos

Name given to French holiday makers in the Ardeche region of Southern France. Recognisable by their tight fitting pants and one leg on a rock stance
'Jesus Mildrid, sale the kids out to that rock. There's a pride of Paedos in Speedos over there'.
by Franc Le Poeff December 9, 2008
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