guinea pigs in my pants

An expression that seeks to describe the overstimulation implicit in what may feel like nearly intolerable anticipatory excitement.

Yes, I TOTALLY have guinea pigs in my pants!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2020

flying by the seat of your pants

When you don't prepare for anything or tell anybody anything until the last minute.

John: I didn't start getting ready for our 8:00 flight until 7:30.
Joe: Dude you're flying by the seat of your pants.

by Sh*tsticks May 14, 2018

pantsed

Having one's pants pulled down

"I got pansted today at school."

by Graham February 10, 2003

No, I don't want to take my pants off

This is what you say when someone near you is on the phone so whoever they happen to be talking to thinks they were about to get some but then were rejected.

Victim: "Oh, yeah so the other night I was talking to-"
Random person: "No, I don't want to take my pants off!"
Person on the phone: "Who was that..?"
Victim: "Um...."

by ReneeHasAPandaHat November 10, 2010

mommy parts

Female Breasts and Pubic Region.

I think I'm going to go home, chase the wife around, and play with the mommy parts!

by Big John Welder June 11, 2006

sad in the pants

1 )When a person is subject to something so depressing or disheartening that it eliminates or prevents all evidence of sexual arousal.

2 )The opposite of being happy in the pants.

1 )Shannon was really mean to me before Christmas; I was sad in the pants for a whole week.

2 )Today Claire told me that just because I was necessary didn't mean I was important. That made me sad in the pants.

by Michael Thomas May 3, 2007

space pants

Pants that make one's ass look out of this world.

"Are those space pants? 'Cause your ass is out of this world."

by SeaBat June 12, 2006