P.E.R.T.

Poor Early Relationship Training

Eric's girlfriend wouldn't let him stay out to watch the Superbowl because he didn't practice P.E.R.T.

by Hudson VS Studio February 1, 2009

P.E.M.

Pussy Eating Master. A P.E.M. is a male who has perfected the art of cunnilingus do to being unable to obtain an erection while on anti-depressants, heavy drinking, or any other similarly related penis ailments.

"Tim couldn't get boned up due to his Wellbutrin prescription, but I'll be damned if he didn't P.E.M. me properly."

by Fred Lopster October 14, 2017

P.E.P

Pre Exercise Poop. Emptying ones bowels in order to prevent possible accidents and lighten the load on ones body. Typically done by long distance runners before their workout.

Runner #1 "Only half a mile left. I really gotta shit"

Runner #2 "Dude, why didn't you take a P.E.P?"

by LongDistanceDude January 5, 2014

P.E.T.

Pierre Elliot Trudeau. In my opinion the worst fucking prime minister ever. we use to not suck when Lester Pearson was the Prime guy. Then fuckin Trudeau comes in here thinkin he's so badass. Thank fuckin christ Joe Clark took the office after him. He sucked bad as well so we had no other choice but to bring old Elliot back in and have him suck more. thankfully, we got him out of office and now were back on task to kick all american asses bitches!

coach: alright mike, get in there for chris
chris: what? i dont need to come out! wow coach, way to be a p.e.t.

by randy maccormick July 6, 2006

P.E.F.

An X-factor introduced into a conversation to enhance a story, based on unsubstaniated information, covering a wide range of possibilities. A practice typical of ex-newspaper people who've made the transition to public relations work. (Pronounced: pee-ee-eff).

It’s possible we’ve got enough to cover the whole thing; depending on the P.E.F., though, we could be way short.

by Aquamanatee7 October 26, 2009

p.e.r.t

The Psychiatric Emergency Response Team (PERT) consists of a licensed mental health clinician and a dedicated Escondido police officer that work together to assess a mentally ill individual. Assessments are completed in a respectful and professional manner, and are intended to provide the most appropriate assistance available. The assessed individual is generally referred to a community based mental health facility that can provide crisis intervention, outpatient care and case management services.

you might not see it but p.e.r.t team is a good group that helps you if you are mentally ill.

by Misty Frost February 20, 2017

P.E.N.I.S

Personal electronic nicotine inhalant system

"Bro can i hit you p.e.n.i.s?"
"I can't find my p.e.n.i.s."

by Landon shelley September 15, 2019