P.T.B.U. ratio

abbreviation for "Potential to Blow Up ratio", which is a scale ranging from 1 (low) to 10 (high), that rates the chances a currently hot girl will someday gain weight and become overly chubby and unattractive.

Key note: One night hookups are exempt from the P.T.B.U ratio as the girl being rated is usually hot, and even though she is likely to blow up in the future, the aforementioned potential blow up will not effect her current hotness.

Tom: "Check out that chick over there... she is smoking hot."

Brent: "Dude, look her thick upper arms and those kankles, she's got a high P.T.B.U. ratio.

Tom: "Man, who says I'm proposing? Bang it tonight, leave it tomorrow.

by Jack Metzler April 3, 2008

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)

Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun"

by TS-128 March 9, 2009

p the b

Used when my boyfriend or I would like a cone/bong packed ready to smoke.

Stands for "Pack the Bong".

Used mainly when kids are around.

Berni: P the B Herni
Herni: Mmmkay Berni, as long as you P the B for me once you're finished.

by Chiggy January 10, 2005

p.a.b.

Pussy ass bitch

Girl 1: Have you talked to Ben lately?
Girl 2: Nahhh, he's acting like a total p.a.b.

by HeelYeah1230 March 31, 2009

P.A.B

Pussy Ass Bitch or Punk Ass Bitch

That dude is a fuckin P.A.B. He chickened out of the robbery.

by N__DiZZle December 19, 2005

P.A.B.

n. 1. This is the acronym for "punk ass bitch". a P.A.B. pronounced pab, is one who wines like a bitch, usually a tron, can be tronned easily, crys easily, and has similar qualities of those just stated.
2. The two word suffix "punk ass" can be added to multiple nouns to enhance their descriptiveness.

1. We were playing fris, and i barley touched this tron and he fell on the ground and started crying. What a P.A.B.

2. I asked this tron if he wanted to hook up a red version gaming session.
He then asked me whats a red version?
What a punk ass noob.

by P-tone November 3, 2004

p.t.b.

Puro Tango Blast. (Pure city blast) not reppin a gang but your city. your area code. the different cities may have their own mascots and names as well. Califas for california, Foros and Foritos for Fort Worth, TX. reppin that Pitbull!

"we dont set trip we puttin it down for the 817. foros P.T.B.!"

by j.m.m. 783465 February 28, 2008