Ostric

Ostric is a type of person that dosen't understand things that easy.

You are such an ostric!

by zKlau November 18, 2019

Ostrich Cream

A mispronunciation of a boston cream donut. Usually occurs in a Tim Hortons Restaurant.

I'll have one ostrich cream donut, I mean boston cream!!! XD

by Jah-Cough January 25, 2011

ostrich knock out

The act of burying your face into the vaginal canal; simutaniously forcing one's fist into the rectum and striking oneself in the face, there by knocking oneself out.

I totally gave that bitch the ostrich knock out the other night.

I gave a sweet ostrich knock out.

Would you like an ostrich knock out?

by the real k-fed January 4, 2008

ostracized

What happens to old men when they inevitibly develop "long balls". Their nutsack looks like an upside-down ostrich head as viewed from behind.

When I saw grandpa's drooping ballsack hanging out of his bermuda shorts,I asked him what was wrong with him,he said; "Son,when you turn 70 you automatically become ostracized."

by wolfbait51 January 27, 2011

Ostrava

the best and most prettiest small city in Europe

pretty Ostrava

by Hanan111111111 January 20, 2009

Ostrich Strangler

A person who gives free handjobs.

Vince:Fuck I got a boner.
Jack:You better go see a ostrich strangler then.

by Nosrac October 2, 2006

Motor City ostrich

When a manboy attains in the penis the necessary tumescence of the meat shaft that would, in due diligence, be required forthwith to bend said shaft underneath the testicle closet, with urethra aimed with verisimilitude towards the particular gentleman's brown nugget nectar, and announces himself with firm and steady protrusion of the anal chamber, like Apollo 13 landing the lunar module on the face of our great Moon. If one such individual demonstrates the ability to "ride himself" and produce the pleasure potion necessitated by so many of our brethren so that it may flow hither and thither about the shaft meat, then he truly is his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. An ostrich buries its head in the sand whence it realizes how ugly it is; a penis buries itself in its owner with extreme effort.

Hey, man, my friend's date stood him up last night so he gave himself a Motor City ostrich as a consolation prize.

by Burl Fret May 19, 2016