Johnny Orlando

Johnny Orlando is a Canadian teen singer. He started off as a youtuber, and as he grew up he became a singing sensation! There is a rumour saying that he’s dating Mackenzie Ziegler, but the truth is he is dating a girl in toronto named Lauren. Don’t @ me

Do you see that hot guy, he’s like Johnny Orlando

by Bobsbugsbegonthots March 23, 2019

orlando bloom

An overrated actor by his fangirls, and a truly hated actor by the critics. He's had 3 flops in a row now yet his career will survive because Johnny Depp will keep him a float with POTC.

Attracts rabid fangirls who have an unrationale hate for his girlfriend.

Also attracts rabid fangirls and fanboys who will believe till their dying day that he's gay.

He's not gay, he's not talented, yes he's attractive, but no he's never going to sleep with you, he's just Orlando Bloom.

by Lisa S January 15, 2006

Orlando Mud Flap

The Orlando Mud Flap is what's left over when you wipe your butt on another persons belonging.

I left an Orlando Mud Flap on Jessica's bed after I gave her a Boston Pancake!

by xx74 October 4, 2008

Orlando Screwjob

TNA's version of the Monteal Screwjob which in Kurt Angle was screwed by A.J."Styling and Profiling" Styles, done because Bret Hart signed a contract with WWE

TNA President: We need more ratings!
Intern: Why done we have a Montreal Screwjob of our own?
TNA President: Done!
Intern: Why done we make it extremely obvious?
TNA President: We'll call it the Orlando Screwjob!

by Knupmc January 25, 2010

Orlandogasm

n. The intense pleasurable feeling one experiences when one views images or video of Orlando Bloom

Holy moly! I just saw Orlando Bloom on ET on MTV and I just had a huge Orlandogasm!

by Zach Dalton January 21, 2006

orlando

Orlando is Hell on Earth. This place is a pile of shit. This place is also known as No Man's Land and Exile. This place is a wannabe LA.

The majority of people living in Orlando are twats. There are a few who are cool, and in most cases they are from up north.

by Bakalaka October 9, 2006

Orlando Bloom

An actor who is constantly slammed because everyone thinks he is a sissy and because stupid teenage girls fawn over him, but he really is a pretty nice guy if you get to know him. It's not his fault that stupid teens think he's the hottest of the hot and make him look bad.

Orlando Bloom is cool.

by Hurkle March 23, 2005