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organic stairmaster

I'm gonna go get some exercise on the organic stairmaster.

I climbed every organic stairmaster in Florida the other day.

The organic stairmaster sure tires out Fluffy.
by I'mwithBeardy April 9, 2010
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Organic Threesome

A threesome that does not arise from any plan but rather through continuous or natural development, ie of a night gone incredibly weird/wrong/good.

Caviat: In the spirit of Green revolution, the three of you plant a tree together the following day.
Guy 1: Did I see you with TWO girls last night?
Guy 2: Yup, an organic threesome, came out of nowhere.
Guy 1: And the bonus?
Guy 2: Of course man, it was Earth day. Planted a hemlock.
by Snufalufagussy July 26, 2010
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Organic Gay

Person #1-That gay guy looks horrible for his age.

Person #2- He must be an organic gay.
by bobbydoled out November 10, 2013
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organic

1) Used to describe naturally occurring molecules, materials, or processes.

2) Marketing ploy to profiteer from indoctrinated hipsters by selling food at increased prices that was grown and cultivated using lower cost medieval farming methods, such as avoidance of the use of modern pesticides which kill or drive off disease breeding insects, or the use of modern fertilizers or genetic modification to make crops and livestock more resistant to disease and increase yields.

3) A Marxist assault on capitalist food production through the promotion of pseudoscience and urban legends.
Elder Hippie: "This sandwich is so organic."

Rational Person: "So is the mold on the bread and the cockroach legs in the meat."

Yak feces, python venom, the Bubonic Plague, boogers, cancerous tumors, and Fromunder Cheese are all organic.
by Schnorkenschneider March 6, 2014
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Organicasm

The euphoric feeling one gets, when in the association of tree-hugging, drum-beating, hemp-wearing, eco-loving, vegetarian types.
"I was hangin' out with some friends from a liberal arts college, eating some food recently bartered for at a farmers market, worshipping the moon, when I began to have multiple organicasms!"
by Danny Gonzales December 9, 2008
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Organic facial

In the process of getting a fellatio (blow job) and just before one's orgasm, the ejaculation from the male genital onto her (or his if you're queer) face. Purely organic facial cream.
OH - Susie, Linda! Mary! Whatever your name is! I can't hold it anymore!! Ready for your organic facial? OH! Here it comes!
by Pizzamaster August 13, 2010
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organfuckise

To organize a planned scheme that will fuck someone over.
I will organfuckise that bitch for good.
by Lacey December 12, 2004
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