Oinkment

An “cute” way to describe a medicinal salve to a child.

Maddie was in junior high school when she realized (much to her embarrassment) that ointment wasn’t really called “oinkment”.

by LeighMunchabunch December 30, 2019

Oinked

To have a sexual encounter with a fat woman.

Jason got oinked last night.

by GatorCoug December 7, 2006

oinkness

The general harassing behavior police are prone to give.

"Me and my friends were just hanging out at the park, minding our own business when the cops showed up and gave us some oinkness."

by Whodang September 7, 2009

Penis Oinker

A person who gives head.

Hey Thomas, what a penis oinker.

by Captain Cap July 31, 2006

oinkification

The process by which the typical American Shit-Food diet transforms an otherwise genetically normal individual into a hog-like, sad and irredeemable physical disaster.

Yup, another night of Shit-Food, booze and lethargy sustains the oinkification of millions of deluded, complacent citizens.

by YAWA January 21, 2020

Jibbery Style Oinkery

Jibbery Style Oinkery is symptom that a pig gets when its addicted to meth, and it is Jibbery when its doing Oinkery.

That pig is defiantly addicted to meth, look at the Jibbery Style Oinkery

by Dustin Rollins October 8, 2008

application of oinkment

The application of oinkment is the only known cure for the Piggy Pox.

The only known cure for Swine Flu is the application of oinkment.

by oinkment April 28, 2009