OBSOLAGNIUM

the dwindling of the ol' "urge to merge" with old age; a decrease in one's sexual appetite in old age.

My great uncle Bucksnort did not display any signs of obsolagnium whatsoever. At age 96, he was putting the blocks to Aunt Mabel like a jackrabbit on steroids.

by weave September 21, 2003

Orson Welles

To drive though traffic as if you were driving an emergency ambulance, often because you are in a hurry.Film director Orson Welles used to drive from film set to film set in an emergency ambulance, because it was legal at the time and also it is simply faster.

Dude 1: Dude, the game starts in 10 minutes and you’re in the other end of town?!Dude 2: Yeah, but don't worry, I'll do an Orson Welles and be there in 5!

by Ali Zurt February 16, 2009

Oblong

Literally, the only "Oblong" in the U.S.
Used to be named Henpeck, Illinois.
It’s so small that it can't even be called a town or city, but a village.
The high school has about 140 kids. There is quite a bit of diversity of character for such a small town. However, the population is primarily white. There are maybe 5 African American students at the high school, and no Asians or Latinos at all.

When it comes to sports, the high school is pretty lame.
The only thing they've really got going for them is Cheerleading and Math Team.
Football and basketball aren't the greatest.
The elementary school is newly remodeled in 2003 and houses the preK-8th graders. The closest College is Lincoln Trail Community College in Robinson, Illinois.
The housing is fairly cheap, and there is a lot of land for new homes.
It’s a large farming community known for the largest nighttime parade in Illinois. There are 5 options for food if you choose to eat out or get carry out: Main Street Diner, restaurant at Harmon's, and Pizza & More, and the gas stations Casey's, and Check Mart for pizza and quick food.
Contents:
1600 residents
Dollar General
Oil Field Museum
Video Rentals
5+ Churches
3+ Tanning stores
Grocery Store (IGA)
Flower Shop
3 Banks
4+ Hair and Beauty parlors
Cemetery
Gym
Park
Used furniture

Feed and Seed

Car Wash
Auto Parts Store
Hallmark Store/Pharmacy
And the miscellaneous stuff mentioned earlier
And that's basically it for Oblong, Illinois

The town was so small it was compared to the Village of Oblong in Illinois.

by SummerXyay February 25, 2011

Obsanities

Foul language uttered by an insane person, especially when to no one real person in particular.

The homeless guy sits on the steps of the post office all day muttering obsanities to the voices in his head.

by Tim Provencio July 27, 2006

oboner

An embarrassing error in judgement by anyone in the Obama Administration

David Axelrod sent an email meant to “debunk” myths, rumors, etc. about Obamacare to the White House email list and asked that it be forwarded to friends and acquantances. Well, it turns out that there is a groundswell of spam complaints building from people who received what they are sure is spam – email they never signed up to receive. Now the Obama Administration finds itself tied up controlling the damage done by it’s oboner.

by oddclicker August 29, 2009

Playing ping pong with the oblong

a technique of self induced pleasure where spanking to specific organs is part of the ritual

i was in the monestary, playing ping pong with the oblong

by the enibriated pidgeon liver March 29, 2003

obsanity

combonation of obscene and insanity, used to describe something rediclous

when bob's full house was beat by four of a kind, he claimes thats obsanity

by bobert September 26, 2004