Definitions by bobert

hoodini 

A swindler or con artist who uses his skills so you become poor as hell, and empty your pockets into his hands.

Damn, I heard this noise behind me and looked back turned around and was sitting on a milk crate holding two bananas.
That nigga must of been hoodini.

hoodini by Bobert August 31, 2008

Drugster 

Someone who does drugs all day long that touches themselves while taking it.

Jordyn is a drugster

Drugster by Bobert May 25, 2006

crunk juice 

kool aid with a lot of sugar

lil jon drinks a lot of crunk juice

crunk juice by bobert May 13, 2005

chicken 

a word to use wen u have nothin else to say

awkward silence
bob: CHICKEN!
fred: eh?
bob: CHICKENS ARE COOL! YAY CHICKENS!
fred: ok

chicken by Bobert January 26, 2005

mayor of douchebagville 

To be the number one douche in a group of douches. To show extreme features of douchism; thus necessitating a higher position in the name calling.

Guy 1: Do you know what i love? soap operas, the movie 'open water,' and trucker hats.
Guy 2: dude, you are the mayor of douchebagville

mayor of douchebagville by Bobert December 20, 2004

obsanity 

combonation of obscene and insanity, used to describe something rediclous

when bob's full house was beat by four of a kind, he claimes thats obsanity

obsanity by bobert September 26, 2004

lamp

Verb - to hurry, most likely in a car.

"We'd better lamp it to Best Buy -- it closes in ten minutes!"

lamp by Bobert July 12, 2004