obsexual

Caressing an object in a loving manner.

Obsexual. Did you see the Vegas Knights Captain with the Stanley cup tonight?

by Saige2006 June 13, 2023

Hobosexual

An individual that is generally attractive, although for what ever reason is homeless, or dresses like a homeless person.

A majority of hipsters identify as this.

"did you see Jake today, he looks like a bloody tramp!"
"Nah mate, he's one of those hobosexuals."

by JakeMcReary June 5, 2016

odiosexual

An orientation in which you are only sexually attracted to people you hate. From the spanish "odio" which means hate.

She only ever seems to enjoy herself when she's hate-fucking men. I always knew she was an odiosexual.

by soror64 June 8, 2018

Oikosexual

Sexually attracted to houses. The term "oikos" (οίκος) is the Greek translation for the word "house."

Have you heard of my oikosexual friend? He likes to fuck houses.

by Yellow571 December 28, 2020

Ohnosexual

If you're Ohnosexual, you might experience the following:
-Saying "oh no" whenever you fall in love due to knowing the cycle is about to repeat

Person 1: Person 2's name, I think I'm Ohnosexual.
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: It's when you say "oh no" whenever you fall in love because you know the cycle is 'bouta repeat.

by e indeed January 2, 2021

Hobosexual

The act of having sex with someone for residential purposes.

That woman would still be single if he had somewhere to stay, that man is a hobosexual.

by Damoufmatician June 27, 2021

Opposexual

Someone who is attracted to the opposite sex.

Emily: “I’m opposexual. I only like men.”
Josh: “Wouldn’t that make you straight?”
Emily; “OMG STOP YOU'RE SO HOMOPHOBIC”

by Hecc006 August 28, 2021