Robert Ortiz

Sex on legs.
Also known as the amazing drummer of Escape the Fate, which is quite a wonderful band.

Holy shit, that's Robert Ortiz! Let's go get his autograph because he's awesome.

by it's chris crocker. March 19, 2009

The tito ortiz

When you're trying to nail a girl and keep getting shut down, so you wait until she's in her 50's and everyone else has banged her and left her a tattered shell of her former self, then have a pop and act like you achieved something

Wow you seen john finally banged Tina after all this time... totally did the Tito Ortiz

by Autistic_Beardy November 27, 2018

Orthobro

An Eastern Orthodox Christian male within the Millenial or Generation Z age cohorts. Usually a convert from Protestant or a disillusioned Roman Catholic background. Often seen sporting a beard while maintaining a muscular physique. Shitposts against perceived heretical forms of Christianity, drawing on quotes from theological treatises, and usually has an overabundance of Orthodox iconography on his social media. Tends to be rigidly conservative, often to the point of supporting a return to monarchical forms of government. Although often involved in incessant online arguments with fellow Orthobros over theology and the limited dating pool of Eastern Orthodox Christians females, a deep camaraderie exists between them.

The Orthobros bestowed the title of 'king' on one another as they gleefully left scathing remarks on Dr. Taylor Marshall's YouTube channel, condemning his visions of the Papist church's milkers as prelest.

by OrthodoxSpearIt February 24, 2021

ortiva

In Argentina, a bad-ass mate, someone who will bring you down.

In Argentina, police officer.

"Don't be such an ortiva, and let me go out with your sister"

"Hurry up and hide the bag of weed, the ortiva is around the corner!"

by Ras Makonnen October 20, 2013

orthadyke

a communtiy of highly religious orthadox jews which are lesbians

"I am an orthadyke!"

by unlovedwalrus June 26, 2003

Ortez

Ortez is a great boyfriend great in bed and a great kisser and if u feel sad he will always find a way to my u feel better he is loving good looking and sometimes annoying or irritating but is always there for you

(Girl 1) I wish Ortez was my boyfriend
(Girl 2) Don't we all he's all ways there for u when u need him

by Tiffanybitch July 21, 2018

orthostatic hypotension

This is basically when you're laying in your bed and then you yeet off of it and stand up on the ground and all of a sudden your vision starts to see yellow blurry spots and you have a light headache and it feels like you're tripping on mushrooms but you're all fine in dandy in like 3 seconds

person: *gets up from bed* *sees yellow blurry spots and gets a headache*
person: "wtf is happening
brain: it's called orthostatic hypotension you fucking idiot

by tyronecoachella February 21, 2019