oil check

Oil Check: act of sticking a finger up someone's butt hole, through clothes, usually during pictures or other public events.

During the wedding pictures yesterday Joe Pa got me with an oil check.

by Zach Ellis October 19, 2007

Oil can

When a man is unable to last longer than two pumps while engaging in sexual intercourse before he shoots his load. A thoroughly unsatisfactory shag.

I had sex with Martin last night. He was a total oil can - two pumps and a squirt and he was done.

by gobblerhaha September 1, 2009

Oil London

Off-brand Barbie

Person: Plastic is fantastic
Joe: Look at that oil london

by ElectroWhale June 16, 2021

Oil Baron

A magnate in the oil industry. While in a lucrative business, no one knows exactly what one does other than marry their enemy's granddaughter and fill her belly with his seed.

"That oil baron got his vengeance on H.R. Pickens"

by PrettyFly4AWhiteGuy1234556 October 2, 2021

oil spillies

Superior intelligence, knowledgeable especially on the topic of hockey. Looked up to & often imitated. All round good guy.

Oil Spillies are the go-to guys for anything hockey related.

by mac07 June 18, 2017

Oil Tanking

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between an extremely well-endowed woman's breasts, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an oil tank caught on a reef.

Not to be confused with motorboating which is for smaller breasts.

Oil Tanking - I went to motorboat my woman, but realised her tits were just way to big...I oil tanked her instead.

by Kenny_0118899 June 19, 2013

oil and water

Oil and water don't mix. When oil is poured into water, it tries to keep itself deprecated from the water. Similarly The proverb is used to describe people that don't "mix" or get along together.

"I'm busy tonight, why don't you ask Tracy to go with you"
"Nah Tracy and I are like oil and water"

by Ibster October 27, 2013