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young offender's moustache

Small sprouting of fluff around the mouths of teenage boys, too pathetic to constitute a full-blown moustache. Should be shaven off.

Quite common in the Southern States of America, and those in Young Offender's Institutes.
"Maa momma says im reeeal purdy"
by Chrissy.T. May 27, 2004
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flex offender

A player who is ranked higher in flex queue (generally considered a queue that doesn't matter) than solo queue in the game League of Legends.
Allan is a flex offender. He's Bronze in solo queue but Silver in flex queue.
by ThePhamtom February 4, 2018
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Sext Offender

A person who randomly sexts someone they don't even know. Thus, freaking them out. Or, someone who sexts so often that they sext the wrong person.
Sext Offender: Hey baby, I'm naked and thinking about you.
Recipient: Who is this?

Sext Offender: I bet you would like it if I came over there and took off your pants.
Sext Offender's Mother: Mike, this is your Mother.

Person 1: Why did Ashley dump Mike?
Person 2: Mike got caught sexting some girl.
Person 1: I bet he's a repeat sext offender.
by drewxo5 February 28, 2011
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offense kleptomaniac

Someone who, when they find an offense that isn't nailed down, will take it, even if they have no connection at all to the person or group that would supposedly be offended by the "offense" in question. This malady is often found in those practicing political correctness, though not exclusive to them.
"What's he complaining about? He's not even affected, it has nothing to do with him whatsoever."

"Oh, he's an offense kleptomaniac."
by nohbody January 1, 2009
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Sex Offender Sandwich

When your neighbors to your left and right are both sex offenders.
My friend just got this sick new house... too bad he's in a sex offender sandwich.
by JonKellog April 25, 2021
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In my offense

Something that is so bad that there is no defending it.
I drank milk that expired two days ago. In my offense, it was the only gallon of milk left and I already poured my cereal.
by thatweirdkidhere October 19, 2019
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Offended

Spoiler alert to anyone that hasn't been on the page yet:
A rather "interesting" page on Encyclopedia Dramatica that starts off pretty innocent, but takes a dark turn pretty quickly, with pictures ranging from harlequin babies to gory dead bodies to freaky bugs, and at the end a classic picture of George Bush. Once you've scrolled down to the bottom of the page, you see a certificate qualifying you to live in the United States. Hooray! :D

Honestly, since i'm a screwed up individual, I didn't really mind seeing the content this page has, except for those GODDAMN BUGS! UGH!
I was just on a page about Asperger's and saw a disclaimer at the top of the page telling me if I was offended to click on the word and slowly scroll down. It was like 11:00 PM at night when I first saw this page today.......Sleeping is for the weak anyways.
by EpicCollision October 31, 2017
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