Cheesy Nugg

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

1: get those cheesy nuggs out of my face you meatball
2: The bee movie really gets my nuggs cheesing
3: I could really go for some cheesy nuggs to take away the pain of my divorce

by WillSmells September 18, 2019

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In the nonprofit fundraising profession of "prospect research," a "nugg" is a small or mid-level donor who has much larger capacity, typically the ability to make major gifts. A nugg's capacity is determined by how much money he or she has, measured by researching the value of their real estate, salary, investments, and other wealth indicators, like aircraft, boats, or valuable art. Nuggs also may have made major gifts before to other nonprofits and charities, but not yet to yours. The term "nugg" is a shortened form of "nugget," as in a gold nugget that an old timey gold prospector would find in his river rock sifting pan after he ventured out to California or Alaska during the gold rushes of the late 1800s.

Hey Bob, I looked through your monthly new donors spreadsheet, and oh man, I found a nugg! He had only given us a few $25 one-time gifts, but I just discovered that he owns a $12 million house in Miami Beach, a $6 million cliffside home in Carmel, owns a 60' fishing boat, and I found an obituary of his grandfather who founded a $200 million construction business in the 1960s that he inherited. He also has made $50,000 donations to various other charities, so he can totally give us much more money than his current $25 donations. Send him a proposal or give him a phone call, stat!

by OGnuggfinder February 26, 2019

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