Notice

To give your friends and family plenty of notice prior to your arrival or a time your due to meet them

Chap1: Alright mate, can you give me a rough PTA your arriving in town?
Chap 2: Parent Teacher Association?

Chap1: No you CLOWN!!! What time are you getting to town?
Chap2: Non responder

*few hours later, chap1 is in the shower*
Chap2: Just on the train now, I will be in town in around 45 minutes

Chap1: FFS chap I’ve just got out the shower you Clown. Thanks for giving plenty of notice

by Chap87 December 14, 2019

I Want Nothing To Do With And I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

I Want Nothing To Do With And I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

I Want Nothing To Do With And I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

early dump notice

when your boyfriend or girlfriend start talking about the future and you notice that you arent in it so then you get concerned and ask why am i not in your future? and then they break the bad news, i wasnt planning on being you forever sorry

sarah- hey tom, you know when i get married the guy i want to married to would have to be extremely hot so none of our kids would be ugly

tom- what about me?!?

sarah- oh yea this is your only early dump notice

by demipse February 13, 2010

If I am not noticing Mel Gibson, I might die (What genders want)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: If I am not noticing Mel Gibson, I might die (What genders want).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Noticement

Past tense for having brought up something you (or other person) noticed.

"You can't just start a new conversation on a noticement."

by NewGrunt July 25, 2025

till further notice

A comprehensive state of suspension, with the world in the grip of coronavirus.

He accepted that he would go nowhere and see nobody till further notice. There was only uncertainty, and nothing to do but wait.

by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020

Iraqi Eviction Notice

1. Any shotgun used by the US Military (i.e. M1014, Mossberg M500 Series, M26 MASS or Knight's Armament Company Masterkey) that is used for door breaching, and subsequentially room clearing in Urban Environments

2. A large sledgehammer/battering ram/APC that is capable of knocking down doors or gates in order for infantry to gain access to said building.

SSgt: "Private Daniels, what you got there?"
Pvt Daniels: "New M26 MASS, Staff Sergeant. Thing is an Iraqi Eviction Notice."
*laughing*

by GiganticFatCat October 21, 2019