Leroy was soaking his painful hemorrhoids in a sitz bath last night when he tried to squeeze a fart and shat himself and ended up sitting in a shitz bath.
by Eaton Holgoode August 07, 2018
When someone squirts water out of their mouth at you. Commnly in a pool, when you take a mouthful of water and spit at another person.
by SuperBunnyGurl July 25, 2010
When some stupid motherfucker takes a shower and then immediately shits afterward, stinking up the rest of their day and everyone who comes into contact with them.
Person 1: "Did you smell that guy today? I think he soiled himself!"
Person 2: "That's my roommate. I think he pulled a bath then poop."
Person 2: "That's my roommate. I think he pulled a bath then poop."
by Something ahhhhh December 16, 2008
When you need to shower, but don't have enough time or dont want to, you wipe your self down with a warm washcloth.
by BiGBaLLeR24 November 09, 2009
by Aviv May 22, 2007
When you don't have access to a shower and have to wash yourself in a sink somewhere tragic, like a gas station.
by Prudence Delish May 29, 2009
A cum-bath is a favorite of true sluts. The whore allows herself to be drenched in hot cum from head to toe. If a slut is lucky she will get 10 to 15 men to shoot jizz in her hair, on her face and tits, all over her wet used pussy, and on her dirty ass.
Kathy got a nice hot cum-bath last night. When i got home from work she was lying naked on the bed surrounded by men she had met at a bar. Her face was already sticky with cum and she was begging for more. She was rubbing jizz into her tits and calling herself a cumslut.
by btld September 14, 2007