Norfernon

Spelling for north vernon by rednecks.

I live in norfernon.

by Digby123 January 8, 2018

Normfuzzlement

The state of being completely baffled or very puzzled from the ideal(s) & beliefs of Normies.

Co-worker: Yoooo dude tryin to grab a brewwww????!!!!

NEET: *Neets eyes open wide from confusion and shock* No I'd much rather enjoy a nice book of Philosophical literature.

(The NEET experiences a state of Normfuzzlement)

by WorkForALiving January 25, 2019

Noffecile

Slang term for people who get easily offended for the stupidest, smallest, and unimportant things. An alternative to "snowflake".
The slang is a mixed anagram for the Latin sentence "Facile Offendi" meaning "The Easily Offended".

Karen says that my knock knock joke is offensive to people who don't have arms. Jeez what a noffecile.

by Steve Civillian Admin January 3, 2021

Norfolk & Western 475

The act of running into a solid object with force, usually resulting in severe injury to the face.

(For context, on November 2nd 2022, Norfolk & Western 475 crashed into an excavator and got it's smokebox door caved in)

"What happened to Daniel's face?"
"He pulled a Norfolk & Western 475 yesterday."

by NottTelljng November 7, 2022

Norfuck Southern

The act of running a train on your stepsister with your homies, then ejaculating in her eyes, while she can’t see, throw a bucket of vinyl chloride on her and run away

Sorry dude, I me and the boys gave Katelyn a Norfuck Southern last night, I’m too tired.

by Asshole11 February 22, 2023

Norf

To engage in butt play with your roommate.

Ant and Sean didn’t know how much they liked to norf until they were roommates.

by Yayajuicy11 July 27, 2023

Norfolk southern

Norfolk Southern is a railroad that derails a lot, and the CEO hates humanity.

I saw a Norfolk Southern train derail.

by railfan 8888 August 19, 2023