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Happy New Nonce

We say Happy New Nonce here in the UK instead of Happy New year.
Wishing each and every one of you a Happy New Nonce
by Maxxxson December 30, 2021
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nonker

1. Awesomeness in its purest form.

2. Someone so mind bogglingly cool that they are a person, place and thing at the same time.
Bruce Lee is completely nonker.
by BloodySloth January 10, 2005
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Nonce

Jack said "GO PLAY HOPSCOTCH ON THE RAILWAY CONNOR BINNINGTON, YOU STUPID NONCE!!"
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nonversation

When two people are speaking but neither side of the conversation has anything to do with the other.
Typical nonversation:
Woman, "Hey, hows' it goin'?"
Man, "Not too bad."
Woman, "Did you get a haircut?"
Man, "No."
Woman, "Looks good."
by airplayne December 25, 2010
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Big Fucking Strokey Nonce

An insult created by Steven Dawson. A middle aged balding man who created vines. It is used to describe a pretty thick person. Commonly used in the North East of England
"I accidentally texted my ex nudes."
"You big fucking Strokey nonce"
by bigfuckingstrokeynonce April 7, 2017
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Nonce

Guy 1 -“she looks fit”
Guy 2- “she looks 15”
Guy 1- “you think?”
Guy 2-“fuck me who are you? Stephen tries? You nonce!”
by Someone0187 December 29, 2018
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lanky nonce

wow, is that tall man looking at those kids? what a lanky nonce!
by Genderfluidhoe July 5, 2021
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