neolithic

1. Hawt, sexy, beyond awesome.

"Jessica Alba is neolithic."
or
"That sig is soo neolithic."

by LandonNub October 18, 2008

Neolithic Nunchucks

A sexual act involving one breaking into the Museum of National History, stealing two Australopithecus femurs, tying them together with some curly fries and beating random bystanders on the streets of Manhattan, all while engaging in gratuitous buttsex.

-You ever see the night at the museum?
-Yeah.
-You ever wanna steal bones and club people while having buttsex?
-Dude, you stole that from urban dictionary and the call it the neolithic nunchucks.
-No...
-Yes.

by Cunt Mc Queen and VaJayJays May 20, 2012

neoliberalism

A cross between communism and socialism. Heavy regulation on everything, a welfare capitalist economy, and a globalist president that imperials the globe. There are also hints of National Socialism(Hitler) and Fascism (Mussolini) in the sense of war constantly against other people and terrorism is used in order to suppress our rights.

Barack Obama and his Administration can be considered neoliberalism.

by answermyq111 June 29, 2011

Neolodge

The very best Neopets help site on the internet. It has the best fourms and the most helpful members.

If you need information about Neopets, go directly to Neolodge. Do not stop at Jellyneo. Do not waste your time.

by cleo33 April 19, 2007

NeoLodge

The fastest growing Neopet fansite on the web.

Not only does NeoLodge have great forums, plot help, avatar info and cooler people than JellyNeo, it also knows how to capitalize and punctuate!

by DansGeorgie April 18, 2007

nepolion smurf

This is usually a young and small blonde slim shady looking person. they constatly talks down to people and are amazing at lieing! They has beyond small little cocks and their balls are very tiny aswell. Theses people make up for haveing no life by pissing you off. These rare breeds of wanabe people with small balls should be punched in the face if incounterd. Do not feed into this persons desprate attack for attention also this person will stalk anything with a vagina if givin the time of day! This person will most likley live in their parents basment after teenage years. Their parents dont care are always blazed and love to have their dogs smoke weed!

Common look: Anything you think is cool this person will try to buy! They are usually seen lazily watchen james bond and wearing amazingly gay red seagul hollister sleeping pants.

(nepolion smurf): Dude you dont understand!
ME: Vin i think i do...
NS: no dude ive been all over....
ME: HUH?
NS: POWERSTANCE!!!

by truth sucks with a capital T December 14, 2006

neologismer

One who coins words.

The person who defined this word is a neologismer.

by Maytag the Dryer September 13, 2007