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Needle Dick

A term used to describe a person usually of swedish origin who participates in the world or warcraft player vs player aspect of the game.

A needle dick usually talks in a loud voice, shouts alot regarding PVP and is rude to fellow players.

Being a needle dick in The world of warcraft comes from having a small penis causing alot of anger and frustration.

The following places are where you will find needle dicks:

Outside Ironforge Dueling
Any of the PVP arenas
Outside Dalaran Bank doing gear inspections for pugs
VOA on a wednesday
HoN - heroes of newerth
Battle.net

Spamming trade with the following: "LFM ToC,Naxx,udluar *ITEM RESERVED (usually grim toll or trinket of some sort* must link achievement, stats & epic"
Dave: How was that new priest in your 2v2?
Mike: All he did was shout at us and get really agressive
Dave: was he SWE?!?!?!? :))))))
Mike: Yes, how did you guess?
Dave: You've just experienced a needle dick

Garry: Why did that undead mage start jumping after he killed me?

Steven: Must be a needle dick

Baz: WTF HOW COULD LET HIM KITE YOU, ARE YOU RETARDED OR SOMETHING? **Sigh**

Larry: Stop being such a needle dick
by Footlong Larry November 8, 2009
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needle dick

an extremely thin dick having the appearance of a sewing needle
bob has a pointy needle dick
by DAR May 1, 2003
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needle dick

someone with a small penis. usually insecure and also fat to go along with the small penis.
eh joe, nice needle dick you got there. Looks like a twig and berries.
by your mother sucks cock February 1, 2009
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needle nips

when weather is extreme and your nipples get very hard. it can only occur during harsh rain or snow storms, especially during storms with lightning.
"Yo DUUUUDE! did you see that lightning??!"
"Naw son, i must have missed it but your needle nips are hanging out."
by stretchmarx July 20, 2007
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needle hits

burning hashish on the end of a pin like on cheech and chong
by bum December 7, 2003
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Needle in a Gaystack

The term used to define the only heterosexual male or female in a gay bar or club, and often pulls the only other 'Needle in a Gaystack' of the opposite sex. Usually forced by their gay or lesbian friend(s) or often the overconfident 'straight guy' from work who persistently professes how comfortable he is with his sexuality/how metrosexual he is.
Hetero: "I don't know whether I'll come to G-A-Y with you on Friday, it'll be full of gay people."
Homo: "Straight people always pull in there, even if it is like finding a Needle in a Gaystack."
by audgim December 13, 2012
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Needle Brain

A person with a needle sized brain meaning they do not have the ability to think like a normal human being.
Guy1: I'm gonna pull tonight

Guy2: *Tugs rope*
Guy1: Not like that you needle brain!
by BLEEDINGREDDRAGO December 26, 2012
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