by Dean Gallberry March 26, 2019
An extremely common creature, generally found in urban areas of Scotland. A typical herding animal, they move in packs and pick on weaker species. All neds follow a formula in their appearance in an attempt to fit in with the group and not get their heads kicked in. The male of the species is particularly stupid, and having no guidance, only gets worse. The female of the species is very similar. Usually, neds begin to breed at about the age of 6, though pregnancy can only be achieved after the age of 12. A nedette can be expected to produce about 4 offspring every five years.
Mr Smith : Do you want some money?
Charlene : Yer maw!
Mr Smith : How about you? Do you want something to eat?
Adele : **** you!
Mr Smith : Good grief. But surely you...
JYT guy : Haw, pure mad mental!
Mr Smith : gasp
Charlene : Yer maw!
Mr Smith : How about you? Do you want something to eat?
Adele : **** you!
Mr Smith : Good grief. But surely you...
JYT guy : Haw, pure mad mental!
Mr Smith : gasp
by Jen December 14, 2004
blurberry wearing, skip cap doning, foul mouthed waster, usually fould with a bottle of buckfast tonic wine. Can be seen frequenting parks and bus stops in the west coast of scotland.
by anon anus May 02, 2005
Neds are so like totally beastly man, pure hard mans like, flip reverse it! oh, yeah? Ye want a fight? i'm gonna f****************** deck ya, ye little ponc.
complete with burberry, and a 'cool' walk (think a weird kangaroo)
complete with burberry, and a 'cool' walk (think a weird kangaroo)
Think of a nice, well educated, polite charming person like myself, and the person who threatened me (aged 10) and the rest of my family on my dad's birthday and said (quote) i'm gonna slash yer throat, i'm gonna chuck you over this cliff, etc.
by Annabel May 21, 2004
The act of being overly nice, or nice too often, to the point of it being a detriment to oneself or one's friends.
Miranda: *Says "After you!" and smiles as she lets everyone cut in front of her on the bus.*
Amy: What the? We were the first ones waiting for the bus and the last ones on! Now we don't have a seat! You need to quit with the nedding.
Amy: What the? We were the first ones waiting for the bus and the last ones on! Now we don't have a seat! You need to quit with the nedding.
by SwychbladeSaint December 29, 2013
in scotland usually glasgow, a person who will wear white (usually lacoste) tracksuits, burberry hats and a lot of fake gold jewelery. speak a ceratin way, usually hang about getting drunk/wasted/vandalising/fighing. stands for non educated delinquent
ned 1: aight man?
ned 2: aye who dae yous fight fare
ned 1: shawlands
ned 2: i fight fer newton mearns ye fucking shawlnds wanker
ned 2: aye who dae yous fight fare
ned 1: shawlands
ned 2: i fight fer newton mearns ye fucking shawlnds wanker
by kinkyboots September 05, 2006
neds deserve to die also known aschavs
n.e.dstands for non educated delinquent
lots of fake gold soverign rings, burberry caps, kappa trackys, and rockports, mostly stolen from the back of a lorry.
n.e.dstands for non educated delinquent
lots of fake gold soverign rings, burberry caps, kappa trackys, and rockports, mostly stolen from the back of a lorry.
Bob was walking down the street one day when he saw a ned, Bob being the smart caring neighbourly man he is, with a great sense for the well being of his commuinity, quickly took out his ak47 and shot the ned and his "crew" to pieces.
by neds should die December 30, 2004