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necrobeastiphiliac

someone who fucks dead amninals
last night i fucked a dead bunny... i... i mean.... last night i fucked a playboy bunny......
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necrobeastipedaphilia

one who has sex w/ dead puppies
the vet I took my pet to was arrested on charges of necrobeastipedaphilia.
by tdow3 June 24, 2006
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neckbeard

(v) - to hide in your room, lights off, blinds drawn, shying from society in order to play a video game. This is the stereotype for Dwarf Fortress players but the variety is getting bigger, with games including Minecraft, Warcraft, and Team Fortress 2.
Niall: Where did Ryan go? The party starts in an hour!
Patrick: He went to his room to play TF2. He wants to get a golden wrench.
Niall: He's not neckbearding hard enough to get one of those, and he's neckbearding pretty hard.
by neo! July 7, 2010
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necrobating

Masturbating, knowingly or unknowingly, to pictures or video of a person who has passed away. (The pictures or video must have been taken while said person was alive, otherwise the act is sick instead of merely creepy.)
Ami Jordan died last week? Why didn't anyone tell me? Shit, that means I've been necrobating all this time!
by uwg June 24, 2010
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Neckbeard

Almost always an older, unemployed or retired guy distinguished by a nasty looking neck beard that looks like a dead cat wrapped around his neck. During ammo shortages, they stake out the local ammo retailers and get there hours before they open so they’ll be the first one in line to snatch up any ammo that shows up and resell it at inflated prices.
Those damn neckbeards are the ones causing the ammo shortage and high prices.
by Looma January 24, 2021
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Neckbearding

being over analytical over nonsense on the internet; hinting at your ever growing neckbeard.

This can also can be used to point out stupid nitpicking.

Also filling up an argument with pointless facts that do not prove anything.
Guy: I like how your sister used the water fountains as a metaphor for how the school is one regret after another
Girl: Dude, she's 10, Quit your neckbearding. She didn't think that far into it.

Anon1: Name the best band from the new millennium
Anon2: The Cure
Anon1: They're from the 70s
Anon2: Bloodflowers (2000)
Anon1: I said FROM not IN
Anon2: fuck you and your neckbearding!

Status: frankly illinoise (sic) had very little to do with that the music of that state. where was junior wells and the blues, where was the jazz and the acid chicago house? fucking no where. yes he can do wrong quite well. round of applause to everyone who fellates this guy's career

comment: Wow, you're certainly butthurt about this. Why do you assume that Sufjan had an obligation to reference the music of Illinois? He made a fantastic record about its places and people; stop neckbearding!
by imthatawesome October 15, 2010
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neckbeard

In programming jargon, a neckbeard is someone who enjoys working in lower level languages for the sake of being manly. Neckbeards typically favor Unix, VI, and AD&D.
I dunno I don't speak neckbeard
by purly May 28, 2010
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